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Beeeer 4 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
This used to be photocopied and snail mailed.
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Rats are so misunderstood 26 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Unfortunately the young women at work conflate the pet rat/ wild rat thing and get spastic when I trap them. Wild rats are vermin. Full stop.
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Exactly how I feel when I hear this song 8 comments
Can't Understand Your Language 24 comments
The new scumbag ceo 11 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
The internet will always remember him for this massive dick move. It will be his epitaph.
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Butcher's Tip 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Could never understand that line, unless liver, then it makes perfect sense. I hate liver.
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Just stfu 12 comments
Vote 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
You could also be all grown up and research a bit, the platforms you are voting for will affect you in 10 years when you're the same age as the people you're trying to make pay for free shit for you now. Don't be a gibsmedat.
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Good Guy Mr. Mohamed 15 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Freaking sheep. Bleat that Narrative you pathetic followers. Signal that status. Pat yourself on the back for being good little drones. Either not being able to see through this contrived bullshit or not caring as long as you can pile on the bandwagon, get bent.
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yes 9 comments
Sometimes lying is a good thing 6 comments
Creative cursing at its best 17 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I bet there's no "canoe" and you can't say douche without it in Canada. A douche canoe is also a kayak strapped to the roof of a Subaru.
The More You Know!
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The More You Know!
A child waits to welcome refugees at the Munich Central Station giving away what his toys 11 comments
We should try this one 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
If Capitalists are so greedy and make so much money off of minimum wage workers, why don't socialists start their own companies. It would follow from their claims that they could out compete the greedy rich capitalist pigs while paying higher wages. Why don't all the millionaire and billionaire limousine liberals provide start up financing for these progressive Utopian companies? Am I missing something here?
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Be nice to them 8 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
It's just a play on an old joke "I don't have to outrun the bear if I can outrun you."
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Hating everyone's the way to go 13 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I don't hate gays, I hate Social Justice Warriors. Some of them just happen to be gay.
One surefire way to take down capitalism 26 comments
I have seen the gates of hell 8 comments
Protect yourself from drowning in p*ssy 7 comments
Useless but useful inventions 23 comments
Shower thoughts 13 comments
There are times I seriously question the generation of kids we are currently raising 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Don't forget to add "you want to force other people to pay for your useless degree?"
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School, class, & finals 5 comments
What if 52 comments
What if 52 comments
Since these guys seem to be all the rage ATM 9 comments
Men's vs Women's brains 26 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
The best is when you get good enough at your job that you can spend most of the day inside the nothing box. Just cruising.
TV shows location map 43 comments
Guys... 11 comments
This is the best 14 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I can't believe some guys still wear their pants halfway down their ass. Didn't they get the "you're a punk ass bitch" memo?
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It's sad, really 7 comments
The last uncolonized island 14 comments
Shots fired 8 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
FFS we don't have free heath care. Unless you're on welfare. The rest of us pay. Some of us are too stupid to know that our employers pay, or that their parents pay.
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