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guest · 9 years ago

WHAT
GINNY'S NAME IS PRONOUNCED WITH A SOFT G
MY LIFE IS A LIE
Also, I always pronounced Hermione's name as her-my-own or her-me-own until the fourth book.

Illuminati confirmed 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh God, oh God, oh God...
Someone give her a lifetime supply of condoms. Don't let that idiot reproduce.

Rekt 33 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I found a GREAT link explaining how vaccines cause autism. Please, before you downvote, just look at it.
howdovaccinescauseautism. com (Just remove the space; I guess guests aren't allowed to post links in comments)

No one wants to feel invisible 36 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Watching the girl grow up throughout the course of the comic was probably one of the saddest parts. It shows how long she had to wait for a friend :(

George is going places. 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Anyone notice how the speech bubble thingy beside George's name is different from all the rest?
Like, the thing at the bottom is on the other side?
No?
Just me, then

Let sleeping dogs lie 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Just Google "pack of hounds attack Chinese man's car after he kicks sleeping dog". The one from independent.co.uk is where it came from. I would post the link, but I guess you're not allowed to post links on FS? Sorry about that.

This made my day 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why shouldn't men slap girls?
...Well, there's always the problem that they may slap back.
Harder.
(Although if we're being complete b****es, then men have every right to slap us)
(Just my honest, unpopular opinion)

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Why you should stop smoking 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

...How much flesh did you have to remove?

It's funny because it's true 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Because it's who we are...
Why is this one never on the radio?

I want to watch that! 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I watched that! Was... Slightly disappointed.

Bad Dog! 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Superchicken, I will have to correct you on one point. Your hen knows "no", " shut up", and "go away"? You said that " isn't much" compared to humans, but how many humans know those words nowadays? I'm going to have to ask you to train my brother for me. You can keep him if you like him!

That moment when you think you nailed it 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No! The answer is knife!

World Wide Conference anyone? this will all be over soon...... 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

False. Evolution is a lie.

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Accept my love! 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Cutest thing ice seen in a very long time :D
Which, of course, is about 5 minutes...

Don't leave you laptop unattended.. 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm confused as to how she managed to log on to her Facebook and ask where her laptop is. Wasn't she in an airport lounge? Do they just have other computers sitting around there or what?

Why the bad signal? 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm not the only one with a slider phone anymore! :D

www.po 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Okay I just realized that that is the lamest thing I've ever said/typed.

www.po 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"Yeah mom, I'm on pot. You knew this already".

He deserves better than being bullied, please support him 52 comments

guest · 9 years ago

So are feminism and feminaziism the same things now or what? Because I'm a girl who believes in gender equality, not this bullshit. This guy just played a role in a huge scientific breakthrough. If people are offended by the shirt he wore, then that's their own problem and they should just shut up about it.

Teach me your ways, Master Snowden 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That tag was bothering me.

You've been wasting your time all these days.. 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well, I was just stupid enough to mistake that for an egg... :P

No wonder they're so mad when they change 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

By far my favorite game EVER.

What do you wanna do with your life? 40 comments

guest · 9 years ago

SO JEALOUS

What do you wanna do with your life? 40 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And I'm, I'm just here like
"Weeeeeell, I taught myself how to play the first half of the chorus of Viva la Vida on the violin... And I don't even play the violin."

It's all about that bass 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*much. I need to read before I post...

It's all about that bass 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Cellos are so !uxh better :D

Music playboy 41 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*autocorrect

Music playboy 41 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*bass. Bad autocorrelation

Music playboy 41 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This is the most painful thing I've ever witnessed on funsubstance. I, as a very devoted (not talented, just devoted) cello player, simply cannot look at a post like this without nearly screaming THAT'S A FREAKING BASS YOU DUMBASS!
And now my cello feels sad and underappreciated :(

Music playboy 41 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No! girls like me HATE "musicians" like this because they can't even tell the difference between a cello and a base!

I'm the clumsier person alive. I have worse stories. 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I thought the exact same thing!

This ladybug landed on my binder so I decided to track its adventure 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Look a little closer... The notebook is in the binder.

f*ck, my mom is going to kill me! 67 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Did you seriously just assume that I would drop the fetus? No, I would be torn.
Okay, in that situation, I would drop the fetus because it would already be dead. But if I had to choose between brutally murdering (that's abortion, to you pro-choice people) an unborn baby and killing an infant, no, I would not be able to make the choice.

f*ck, my mom is going to kill me! 67 comments

guest · 9 years ago

When some stupid kids go out and decide to fuck each other, they've already made the choice to have the kid. At that point, it's too late to choose differently. Why shoud a harmless, defenseless baby be brutally murdered for the sake of convenience? Of course, there's the rape situation, but honestly, how is being a murderer any better than being a rapist? Would you really kill an innocent unborn child just because some guy put it in you? I really hate the hipocrocy of the world today. Downvote me all you like. As long as I don't get that "oh, it's not a real human, just a fetus" bullshit, I seriously don't care about any reactions to this comment.
PS: pro-choice does NOT mean "re-choose". I hate the way people are twisting simple vocabulary to suit their needs.

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"6 callers ahead of us Kimmy." 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Agreed. The title made it all worth it :D

I would take "PINK" and let Jack live in TITANIC. What would you pick guys/gals?! 152 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or Bruno, from The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

I would take "PINK" and let Jack live in TITANIC. What would you pick guys/gals?! 152 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This is going to get tons of downvotrs, but...
Black pill.
Tris. From the Divergent trilogy.
I can't be the only one who hated her... Right!?!?

Why not support all types? 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Am I the only one around here... Who thinks that every month should be cancer awareness month, not just one month for one type of it?

whatever 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Or L-a! (Pronounced Ladasha...)

Thanks Satan 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The similarities of the devil and that guy in narnia are... Striking

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Another hidden talent 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yes...yes... YES... YEAH I'M SO TALENTED!... OH... OH WAIT... oh, wait...
.....
... :(

Fat camp 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That movie really, really sucked.
Fun fact: it also featured 11-year-olds with sexual attraction to an adult woman.
Like I said... SUCKED.

What are your odds? 62 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My eyes are a ring of green (around the pupil) which almost perfectly blends into a ring of blue... With some sort of brownish-grayish tint around the blue...

What Kind Of Sorcery Is This? 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Same here. Feel better!

This should keep you all entertained for a while. 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

WHICH DIRECTION IS IT GOING IN? It keeps changing!