What Kind Of Sorcery Is This?

Mom's powers. They don't give a shit about logic, it just works.

Mom to the rescue! *Rides off in flying minivan*

My mom takes onions and smashes them until onion water comes out and then she makes me drink it.

And also, this one time, my mom got some straw pieces from a broom, rubbed the sign of the cross on me, said the Lord's prayer in Spanish and did her "Mexican Voodoo" on me.....

I'm sick, I want to try this

Has this happened to anyone?!

Mexican ways.
Placebo efect.

My mom does this. She said it was because alguien me iso el ojo. Pretty much means when someone randomly stares at you for a while

Oh