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Damn, must be Taco Bell 14 comments
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· 9 years ago
Without the internet, I would have never seen this
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Really puts life in perspective 39 comments
Possibly the greatest photo of all time 11 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Quit celebrating these parasites, the fact that we allow them to "claim" and easy life from falling out of the right pussy tells me the human race is still so young.
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A sea of Macbooks at the Windows 10 unveiling 11 comments
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· 9 years ago
Windows/android whatever is a fine substitute if you can't afford the quality and performance of Apple.
Just because I can get my wife's hyundai up to 200 Kms/hr and it has heated leather seats doesn't mean that it's just as good as a Mercedes Benz.
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Just because I can get my wife's hyundai up to 200 Kms/hr and it has heated leather seats doesn't mean that it's just as good as a Mercedes Benz.
Celebrity Drawings by Artistiq 33 comments
Arizona Weatherman Plays off Computer Glitch Quite Well 5 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
'Steel melts at this temperature' now if he had explained how hot jet fuel burn, the program would have been pulled and his whole family assassinated. So close man!
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Malcolm x knew it 4 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Enter Chris Kyle: American Sniper, this mass muderer is e'rybodies hero this week.
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Shape 17 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
6'4" 280lbs Canadian, if you see me fighting a bear, you better help the bear...
Fair enough 21 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Pornstars are not lesbians, they'll just do anything for money. On another note, I feel everyone has the right to do whatever they want and I don't care for lesbian porn.
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Gee, I wonder. 47 comments
Never underestimate the power of small good deeds 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
If it's your fathers LAST day and you're concerned with a parking ticket, you've got some fucked up priorities.
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Are you stupid or stupid? 12 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Gulf of Mexico. All those white sand beachs are just pulverized limestone from the impact.
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Suck it up; It'll be worth it 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Some people need university because the real world is scary and they aren't ready to take responsibility yet, so they pay an institute (and society) to let them pretend 'writing a paper' is important. It's not. If you're ready to be an adult then go do your own thing.
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Angels of Democracy 7 comments
The Son of one of the Police Officers who was shot and killed posted this status update 29 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Should've left the pig and took his family. Don't punish the innocent, punish the pig.
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*sips maple syrup nervously* 7 comments
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· 9 years ago
Edmonton 2001, Edmonton 2006, Vancouver 2011.
We've got a great economy in western Canada so we don't need to loot or steal anything. Our riots are like giant parties where everyone gets drunk, fights a few cops and then goes to work the next day. There's usually a hockey game involved.
We've got a great economy in western Canada so we don't need to loot or steal anything. Our riots are like giant parties where everyone gets drunk, fights a few cops and then goes to work the next day. There's usually a hockey game involved.
What real men wear 10 comments
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· 9 years ago
Any nigga can kill, a real man does what is morally right no matter the cost. Murdering poor people in other countries because you can't afford your 5 obese children on a Walmart salary is bullshit cowardice
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Man smacks the soul out of a b*tch on the New York subway 17 comments
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· 9 years ago
you can always tell when someone's never been punched in the face, they've usually got a big fucking mouth and don't know when to have some respect.
Wire that bitchs jaw shut and watch her find her place in the world...
Wire that bitchs jaw shut and watch her find her place in the world...
Ohmygod 3 comments
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· 9 years ago
It's a shortened version of Amen-ra, the Egyptian sun god. When modern Christians send their vibes into the atmosphere, they are praying to the God of the Hyksos, lineage of Zion.
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Assh*le Parker gets blocked in by the police 9 comments
Oh the stories doctors could tell 13 comments
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· 10 years ago
I would write it myself, also include 'do not amputate' if you're having a routine surgery....
It's called a medical PRACTICE.
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It's called a medical PRACTICE.
Pseudo deep people 6 comments
Someone understands Me now! 18 comments
Know the difference. 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Right on! Now if only men had a choice! As a man I can either...
Get a job
or
Be homeless
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Get a job
or
Be homeless
Towel animals 3 comments
Freedom in 'MURICA! 7 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
The freedom to work at Walmart while you wait to be drafted as the economy collapses...
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There's just no way to do it time 4 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
I might be too old for this site, but I get this when my wife pulls into the driveway and I haven't done the things she told me to do.
so much win 6 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
The question is referring to which path one will take seriously, you can either use your mind and earn respect or twerk your way to the middle ( a considerably easier task).
Can an attractive woman be intelligent? Absolutely! So can a provocative woman, but no one is going to respect you if you've manipulated a situation using sexuality.
Direct your anger to the lazy women taking the easy path and perpetuating stereotypes, you've got only yourself to pigeonhole.
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Can an attractive woman be intelligent? Absolutely! So can a provocative woman, but no one is going to respect you if you've manipulated a situation using sexuality.
Direct your anger to the lazy women taking the easy path and perpetuating stereotypes, you've got only yourself to pigeonhole.
Pissed off gamer 1 comments
guest
· 10 years ago
Because you button jam through the time trial which determines pole position because who want to run a race twice?!
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Not your average police car 1 comments
Not all cops are d*cks 3 comments
You go people 12 comments
Hangover Part 4 13 comments
Banks 22 comments
You know you're from the 90s 2 comments