There's just no way to do it time

Don't underestimate yourself.

This isn't quite relevent but... this one time i was home alone and decided to microwave a candle for the hell of it. Then my parents pulled up. I frantically scraped wax off of the turntable. The now hardened wax bits fell all over the kitchen floor and i panicked and started sweeping just as they came inside. My parents then thanked me for sweeping and gave me five dollars.

I might be too old for this site, but I get this when my wife pulls into the driveway and I haven't done the things she told me to do.