deadbird

deadbird


I'm a bird. A dead one.

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Have some cringe for your day 15 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
On the bright side, I'm pretty sure he'll never actually reproduce
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Unpopular to feminists 28 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Agreed, but how is this about feminism?
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Just remember that if you're not hot, it means you're cool 6 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
And they'll sag
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Japanese Folklore monsters are weird 3 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Japan, you ok over there?
Perfect. Just perfect 28 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Do TV shows count? Golden Shower Girls
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How can children have children 10 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
It was hyperbole of course
How can children have children 10 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Why does anyone have kids intentionally? Like, do you wake up one morNing and say "I hate free time and sleeping in. Honey, let's have a baby."
Have a nice day 10 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Hey, the first girl didn't turn out so bad. She got to be in a band with spongebob
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Just a thought..  14 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Insightful. Criminals do things that are criminalized? So very insightful of you. Never could have figured that out without you
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The bacon rose boquet I made my BF for Valentine's Day! A little late I know! 6 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Are you dating Ron Swanson?
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A lesson 6 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
Back door won't make any difference. He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatching yo people up
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Checkmate! 13 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
I know this is going to get downvoted into oblivion, but I don't know why people get bent out of joint when people identify as nonbinary? Before you scream at me, I'm not some crazed sjw that identifies as three genders and a plant. I think it's bullshit too, but most nonbinary people are like 13 and are going to cringe at the memory of being whatever nonbinary thing they identified as.
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Yes. Yes! Yes! Oh 3 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
That looks like Asian Barrack Obama
Hats off to James McAvoy 12 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
I almost didn't see it because it was a Shyamalan movie
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Pls help 6 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
I just walked into ikea and came out with one the same day. No background checks. Disgusting
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Idk though 6 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
That's a cat
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Luke is too strong 4 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
That's it I'm shaming
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Good guy jimmy 9 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
And it should follow that if Christians see an atheist post, they keep scrolling.
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That's a snake, dude 21 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
You blind fucks it's a cat. You'd know that if you ever went outside
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Vegans be like 9 comments
deadbird · 4 years ago
If you mention vegans, vegans will come. It's like a summoning spell. You know who else shows up when you mention them? Demons. Wake up america
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DEAR BLM, WHITE SUPREMACISTS, TUMBLR FAGS IN GENERAL 15 comments
deadbird · 5 years ago
I was on your side until you said "tumblr fags."
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Aerodynamics of a cow...Just in case you wondered 10 comments
deadbird · 5 years ago
Thanks, man. This is something I wondered about for years
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duh, stoopid people 10 comments
deadbird · 5 years ago
Ugh everyone knows the sun turns into the moon at night, come on people.
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Bajan art... Guy who actually is doing ART! 8 comments
deadbird · 6 years ago
Seriously thought that was a photograph until I saw the pencils
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Feminists joins Vegans 26 comments
deadbird · 6 years ago
or even after they're pointed out. Seriously. No one cares.
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