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Cops 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well I get nervous around cops when I know I would get arrested/baker acted if they were to search me. I carry blades on me.

How did we even discover glasses? 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Anyone who has any interest in anything does.

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That was a bad wish 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's a sarcastic yay.

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At least i'm worm 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I LLLL OOOO VVVV EEEE WHEN IT GETS COLD

Hmmm....... 24 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's impossible to imagine a new face, if you can picture the face, you've seen it somewhere.

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Optical Illusion 31 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I JUMPED

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The last five seconds 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Brain works for 7 minutes after death, heart beats for 30 seconds after death, so are we just sleeping for the last 30 seconds of life?

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A robot who can open doors 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I can't be the only automatonophobe here. (Fear of robots)

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Epic Comeback 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Guest party!

Not even an exaggeration 23 comments

guest · 9 years ago

We guests are coming after you. And the cunt that hacked my first 2 accounts.

Comic drawing style make up [by madeyewlook] 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My sister did this for Halloween and it turned out great.

Broken leg prank 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I need to ketchup, I need to sand, I need to friend. I don't need to grammar.

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Here, have some facts about your cats. 30 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Cat Cat vs. Moon Moon. The internet's final boss battle.

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M'lady 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It looks like a raccoon to me but my eyes are broken.

Really? 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Isn't that the point?

What It Sounds Like When A Chicken Sneezes @ 0:35 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD.

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Everyone talking about Kim's ass and the comet but, not about this. 83 comments

guest · 9 years ago

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH FEMINAZIS

Super tiny turtle 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

All the internet just came together right here.

Why would they do that? 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

YOU USED TO BE A VEGETABLE?! Haha. Jokes. My jokes suck. Vegetables.

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Young love 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No.

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Does she even have any bones?? 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Protagonist. She's gonna be the super villain.

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Wait for me, guys 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I wa;l faster than all my tall friends. I take small steps, but a lot of them quickly.

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Epic test win 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's obviously fake, what kind of test questions are these?

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Calvin and Hobbes...It's Beautiful 80 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Stooooop!

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This is New Zealand when we're not looking 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm right there with ya'.

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Literally vs. Figuratively 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I had to read this like twelve times but I finally got it.

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Anyone remember THIS bastard?! 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I MISS THIS GAME DUDE IM CRYING WHICH ONE WAS IS THAT MONEYBAGS WAS THERE AND YOU HAD TO BATTLE GNASTY GNORM OR WHATEVER IT WAS DUDE THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD

Albert knows what life is all about 24 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's not even sexist, it's fact.

Everyone is 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

No. We definitely do not.

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Before the squiggly light! 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Dudeee I feel this post so much.

*tilts head* 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I KNOW THE FEEL.

Justin Gayber 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

ALL I SEE IS LINKIN PARK I LOVE THEM

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Looks legit to me 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I thought I was the only one who noticed that...

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Proved suicide 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Dude I don't understand this at all.

Someone give this man an award 25 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I feel so out of the circle because I don't like Harry Potter. Sorry.

Dangerous Emma 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

She's so hot it's stupid.

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This is just beautiful 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You, sir, are the deuchiest of the bags.

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The truth was spoken 23 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*Slow clap for decent human beings*

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Fatal mistakes 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

DUHHHH

You owe him your life. 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Right? That confused me.

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U.S Army medic humor 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Tell me that was a joke

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I swear to god, Phyllis 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I always shipped Phyllis and Pelly, but then I realized that Phyllis was a girl.

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Dammit Cady! 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Cady!

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Happiness 90 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Come on Florida, you can do it!

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Thank you, soldiers 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

PSA - There is nothing wrong with our military. It's our government that's corrupt. But our military are the men and women who go out and die so that you aren't enslaved. But thanks for trying, those of you who are too stupid to realize what these people are doing for us.

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Birthdays Then and Now 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Look at all these chickens!

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How I feel in my school 23 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeah my thoughts exactly.

Amazing ideas of awesome 17 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That fireplace is in my aunt's house. Er, she owns one like that. It looks just like her house though...

World peace is actually simple 5 comments