How is this so amazing? The grammar (or should I say horrendous lack of it) nearly swooped me off my chair. It's a re-tell of Snape's story. Why are you guys saying it's so amazing and everything? Honestly, I really want to know your reasons.
Well, I might not be special but at least I'm not acting like a dick. Sadly I couldn't say the same for you, 'son'.
I was just curious to know if there's some particular quality to this post that I've somehow overlooked. Obviously nobody is compelled to explain shit to me but it would be really nice, if someone did. You know, without calling me 'son' in such a patronising voice or saying I was a no fun curmudgeon simply for not understanding things and asking for explanations.
First of all son is an urban colloquialism that is used frequently in conversation. It is not patronizing. Secondly you were clearly putting the post down because of its language. That made you seem like you wanted assert your own intelligence. You didn't want shit explained to you. Own your arrogance.
it was MEANT to be written like it was from a "street thug". The grammar is perfectly fine for what its meant to be. Similar to what Mark Twain did in Tom Sawyer with how people from the South spoke. He knew it wasn't grammatically correct, but its written exactly how they would have said it so that's how he wrote it.
Its MEANT to be a retelling of Snape's story. That was the joke at the end of it when you find out he's just talking about Harry Potter and not some real life story.
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If you can't find the humor or see how well executed it was, I don't know what to tell you.
Jesus Christ, you guys really got upset over this, huh? So I don't like bad grammar and I clearly don't find this extremely funny or have the ability to cherish the alleged huge efforts the author took to excecute this so well. I just wanted to know why everybody was so thrilled by this post. Which of these things makes me so wildly arrogant and horrible?
Also, thank you, second guest. You've told me all I wished to know. :)
I got to the end and was like "YOU FUCKING GENIUS"
I was just curious to know if there's some particular quality to this post that I've somehow overlooked. Obviously nobody is compelled to explain shit to me but it would be really nice, if someone did. You know, without calling me 'son' in such a patronising voice or saying I was a no fun curmudgeon simply for not understanding things and asking for explanations.
Its MEANT to be a retelling of Snape's story. That was the joke at the end of it when you find out he's just talking about Harry Potter and not some real life story.
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If you can't find the humor or see how well executed it was, I don't know what to tell you.
Also, thank you, second guest. You've told me all I wished to know. :)
"friendzone"
Didn't read further.