Slimchance

slimchance


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What happened to UK 6 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Of course it limits their sovereignty, but they've got to decide whether the benefits of the EU outweigh the limits. It doesn't have to be all or nothing.
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The only way to be sure 15 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Whenever that happened to me as a kid I just assumed they were both okay with it.
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That first tweet is doing me a frighten 9 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Your cousin lied to you, guest.
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What are aninmals? 9 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
I need more of this in my life
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Cars built now wouldn't last 9 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
He barely drove it. 2000 miles a year is way below average.
82 years is impressive, but it obviously wasn't his daily driver for that long.
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"I asked my buddy at work what he was doing, he said playing Pokémon GO" 6 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
I wish it didn't have to be open to count steps. Last weekend I walked 8.5 miles at work and coulda hatched hella eggs if it didn't kill my battery and data.
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Just to know there's something called Karma 10 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Beautiful handwriting tho
Straight Outta Antarctica 5 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
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Me af 6 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Six days later. I guess they got both kinds of space.
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One in six will have sex with a robot 11 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Fisto or bust.
Quotes to turn a bad day around 6 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Samwise is my hero
Motivation is where you find it 2 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
I collected them until I ran out of Pokeballs. Now I can't be bothered to walk the 1/4 from my house to the nearest Pokestop to get more so I just quit.
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Could have had Macbeth too 8 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Othello is probably the only Shakespeare play I've actually liked.
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The V 6 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Valentine's Day, now in July.
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Best long term prank 8 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
You gotta make yourself marketable bruh. No one owes you a job.
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I- Nevermind 7 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
When did Kronk become a firefighter?
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Glenjamin sounds like a ship name 7 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
My cousin is called Glen, short for Glenmore.
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Something fishy is going on 10 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
He's telling a spooky story.
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I need to know..for science reasons 8 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Pet Smart
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i mean, i'd do the same thing as julie 5 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Is this Ryan from Wilfred?
All my friends actually 4 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Hey they're still human.
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All aboard the feels train 16 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
That movie fucked me up.
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Like real fast 13 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
You're getting older.
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The struggle is real 2 comments
slimchance · 4 years ago
Fritos are the best, bruh. Don't h8.
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