MY CABBAGES!

This is my new favorite comic.

You can still download Space Pinball. I used to be a boss at it but nowadays my skills are lacking.

That reminds me, I need some new muffler bearings.

Then after 6 months they're fucked.

The best part of the whole movie.

Yeah, don't worry. Most people only check their phones every 30 seconds

Tradition is a bitch

Is anyone actually surprised HuffPost's editors are women?

Crocodiles just became infinitely less cool.

Mulaney is amazing.

For our first date, I'll take you on a long drive in my van.

So that's why Adam Goren loves her.

Quixote?

He was also a little bitch

Fellate Enraged African Rhinos

Quit burning my wishes.

They're just wearing costumes of one another.

He knew exactly what he was doing.