Karina Alamiri

sassysalamander


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Interesting. 11 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I don't believe that there is someone specifically made for everyone. There are many possibilities for love.
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No sex before marriage 19 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I don't think it's bad to have sex before marriage as long as you're safe about it it isn't a big deal. I personally plan on waiting though
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The more you know 7 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Give him the tickles
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Find the vegan 25 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Whenever I smell that fucking Applebee's steak from across the restaurant my mouth turns into Niagara Falls
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Make America dumb again 21 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
That is so sad that people do not know those words. I'm fucking 15 and I know what they mean
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Finding Dory is cool, but Disney, please... We're still waiting 13 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
As bad as I don't want it to, I bet it's gonna suck
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I WANNA KNOW 14 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Black Widow is good on her own but kind of useless when put on the team.
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I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Parent of the year. If I ever get kids I'm doing this
Zip zop boopity bop 28 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I wouldn't be as bad if the rebooted shows were actually good. The PPG is ok but over all it's a mess
Zip zop boopity bop 28 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I want CN to be good so bad but it's only sadness. The nick cartoons are pretty good though.
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just 16 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Cuz that's what friends do. (Friends do...)
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Good guy calvin 31 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I need one
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Here's To Smart Girls 3 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
So to someone who's ugly but smart it be crap smeared on a canvas?
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Gay 6 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I wish I had two dads just so I could make this pun
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Matt damon! 27 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
He's so kind
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It's Beardfacé dammit! 14 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Who gets the title?
The ending was like that bad picture of Barney 2 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Tbh I hated the ending. Both Robin and Ted were sluts.
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Now that is just uncalled for 18 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Wouldn't that crush the jar though?
Very sneaky Disney...Very sneaky 8 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
It's the story of how Flynn Rider dies and how Eugene was reborn
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I doubt any of them even considered it 18 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
YAAAAAASS
My love story in one pic 2 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
After a been stings it dies so it would be like Romeo and Julibee
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This scares me 44 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Why not to trust cake faces
what are you doing Hermione!? 2 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
He's not the real Spider-Man!
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Did you know? 11 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
Kevin don't give a fuck
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The classy grandpa that has more style than you 16 comments
sassysalamander · 4 years ago
I wish I could afford to dress like him
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