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Who cares about that little princess? I think she acts like a typical American brat. Just another dull minded twat embarrassing our country, so what's new?

Michelle Obama is like 5 shades of black. She's so pissed off she changes colors.

When her doctor takes her BP, weight, and blood work, we'll see how sassy and cool she is with the grim results.

Don't forget their unsavory romance with unbridled fascism. They can also take back those embarrassing Jersey Shore dimwits.

Yeah, and I s*** rainbow sherbet.

I don't know what's more dumb; you locking yourself out, or that you carry your keys on a lanyard. Are you in middle school?

"just manly things"

what sorcery is this?

What sorcery is this?

WAVE goodbye to that poor li'l SON BEACH.

Cartman-o-son! You wrack disoprin!

same year Steve died

The only real awkward thing here are those queer-ass safari patrol get-ups those 2 ball fondlers have on back there. Gee Whiz!

The look on that damn sheep's face sums up all of humanities deepest burning questions. The mystery...the enchantment!

That f***ing bull is like; "yesssss."

When nerdy ass Sci Fi/Comic Con people talk about stupid fantasy crap and dumb video games.

That's what you and your mom's conversations consist of? FN weird.

Birthday cake flavored Oreo's changed my life.

*whispers; you're so much prettier than the other cats.* Seduction is a parrot's forte.

This dude is a f***ing national hero. Remain strong my brother, you are a true inspiration.

What is it with the stupid world obsessed with judging and hating shameless American culture and decadence? I drink from a red solo cup 'cause that's what they sell. A bazillion rich twerps bought a Taco Bell and stuck them on every American street. We're big and sweaty from all the Taco Bell and want to bask in cold dry air. No real intelligent person talks about where there from when fighting. Americans don't laugh, we talk about laughing...nothing's that funny anymore after working 80 hours for a**holes. My door's open because I'm a free American and I'll shoot your intruder a**. I don't know a f***ing person who ever did something as fruity as "going out for yogurt." And the term cocksock is funny...but reserved for dorky kids who are lazy and hiding their shameful behavior.

"What the hell is that?" Oh lowdy, that's great.

I need a cigarette

Fucking awww an' shit

You wanna dance beefcake?!!

Psssst....you, uh...lookin' for some action bub?

Why don't you jus' come down here and say that again

Why don't you just try an' boil me a**hole

I'd be the fluorescent light bulb they're standing under. Is that kid really that black? C'mon....really?

Moto GP should require woven baskets tied to the front of their bikes. Maybe a light mid-race snack of grapes and crackers would please Queen Michelle Obama. Or, some bananas to Mario Kart that shit! Either way...how cute.

Strangely erotic and mysteriously interracial. I'd call this one; "The Forbidden Fruit."

You ignorant fucking socialist would throw your baby off a bridge if Obama told you to.