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THE SHREKONING!

Hot dog, cold Coke

"$25 dollars worth of food" You mean like one piece of popcorn?

And in Jurassic World: woman creates dinosaur, dinosaur destroys park.

DNA has a half-life of around 521 years and would be completely useless after 6.8 million years. sorry :(

that church looks like a chicken

Floyd would win. Not because of sexism, but that he's a jerk who'd refuse to compete outside of his sport.

Ninja or Pirate? Just play AC4

BANGBANGCRASH

My brother recently beat Emerald and didn't know there was a fifth challenger. He's almost 19.

0 to 100, real quick

This is more upsetting than the Deadpool one

*pfft* Screw gravity!

Dang white people on the road

Getting real tired of your crap, Storm

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Sounds like something Mitch Hedburg would say

How does one "forget" to brush their teeth for five weeks?

"Did you chop down this tree?"

"Tom smiling his ovary bursting smile"

I would have put "genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist"

Or Oliver Queen.

When you open your iTunes library

Walk DMC

Didn't orlando bloom punch bieber in the face one time?

Texas must have a lot of that mineral...

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ROUND THING!!"

She looks shocked in the second pic

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

She's right, a typical girl would know what an X-box controller looks like

Does the show have a pop culture adviser? Because Sheldon referring to the Doctor as "Doctor Who" made me stop watching the show.

Aaron paul reminds me of a lumberjack.

This dog looks so stoned.

From left to right: wonder, joy, and terror.

Didn't know Seth Rogen was a referee.

treehugger

List forgot Centralia, Pennsylvania. A fire broke out in the town mine and has been burning since 1962 and because of it the town is almost completely abandoned. P.S. the town inspired the setting of the Silent Hill games.

what about the simpsons and futurama crossover?

kirby is the opposite. mostly angry in his own games but this game he's cheerful. look on the game cover, he's smiling

I think i heard somewhere the audiobook is narrated by Bryan Cranston

Dude...

Doesn't need gas to make you teary-eyed.

That plane will destroy you... fabulously!

Kif?

It could also open its jaws almost 180 degrees

someone ripped this post off Demetri Martin

What ain't no country I've ever heard of! Do they speak freedom in What?

now i want a horse sized duck

don't brush the cat, cat the brush

(Insert Kermit The Frog meme here)