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"I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat", a five-book trilogy

I need this potato tonic. Where may one such as I procure something of this strenght?

I know what you did last night boy

Looks perfect to me

And they all have a conversation throughout the movie.

I'm so glad they provided an example for the last one.

"Would you like to play a game?", Jigsaw says.
I say, "Oh boy, is it bingo? Checkers? Better not be Monopoly".

Living in a superhero world would be weird. Like, you could walk outside and look at the neighboring building and it be destroyed, and your first thought would be, "The neighbors are gonna be pissed", without a second thought that the building was destroyed.

I bet it's domestic.

Jewish? :T

Now if he could learn to not destroy cities in his fights

That tattoo artist couldn't have gotten paid enough for that. That is not a tattoo, that's art.

He can't, though. When Barry Allen ran at the speed of light, his body turned into the lightning bolt that caused him to become a speedster, since only energy can travel that fast.

Who needs a book? I'm already proficient in mediocrity.

Break a window or pick the lock on the back entrance.

At least you didn't find Soylent Green being prepared.

Grand Theft Auto

*holds up hand* "can I come too? I'll bring marshmallows." *holds up bag*

*drinks one*
*wonders where eyebrows went*

But when I do it, it's "treason" and "punishable by death". Standards, amirite?

Greece borrowed a sh*tton of money and the EU is asking them to pay up.

Someone found the golden idea. I wish I did it first.

7x3 Aeronautical Drivers

"Too confident"? She should have ended it first.

Science lecture! The human body actually increases it's cell count until the age of 22, which means that it's growing faster than it's dying. After that, the chromosome's telomeres begun to shrink with every replication, and the cells don't replicate as fast. Once the telomeres are too short, the cell cannot replicate, which causes age-related deaths.
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TL;DR: This tumblr post is untrustworthy.

His Psalms're sweaty, knees're meek, Amos are heavy...

The "I did this, what're you gonna do about it" face from Shrek is the best.

Not enough explosions.

If we divide zero by zero, and convert it to a fraction, we can simplify it to one.

It's a visible representation of an ego.

I love long romantic walks on the beach.

America is the guy who doesn't care how much we get beaten, but will rain hell upon those who hurt our brothers.