3 proven ways to stay awake

I'm usually tired in the morning, and I can confirm all of these work perfectly :)

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That escalated quickly

I'm so glad they provided an example for the last one.

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Some people don't kill a man in the morning???

Ok thanks this should help

The last one upsets me... It does matter who! Be careful with who you murder and pick someone that no one will miss!

One of these things is not like the others...