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They also cleaned her apartment & fixed her computer.

More specifically, indoor running water.

And how do you make *more* freckles?

I think its a cucumber. Its a cheap, disposable "dildo"

Friend took me for a Brazilian wax before I went on a 3 week beach vacation. Everything was gone. Every single hair. I looked great in my swimsuit but it was weird going to the bathroom. I had to blot cause wiping wouldn't work. After that, I got a bikini wax and liked it. Having no hair in the crease of my leg means it doesn't tangle & knot from my underwear or swim suit rubbing. And I trim the rest so that when I do have my period, the hair doesn't act like a paintbrush and get it EVERYWHERE!

LoL. This is an ironic statement since if you did suck dick, you'll still have your period and if your uterus sucked dick, you have a chance of not having your period or your period will be different. Mine cut in half when I got a boyfriend. We just did it on a towel & took a shower afterwards. Better then any hot pad/midol combo ever.

And also the strangest threesome or love triangle ever. Or rather most different. It was awesome!

I kinda had the same idea. Though do you know how great it would be to be able to do your own bikini waxing? Or cut your own hair? It'd save a ton of money.

Speaking of bags, those look pretty cool. I just can't tell what the name is on them.

Their bottoms are so HIGH!

Yep. B/c children are swallowing the magnets and they go into their intestines and really *$@^( things up. B/c they're magnetic, they will attract one another even through cellular walls. So b/c we have irresponsible parents - its now illegal.

It can depend on the bra. Frequent washing will make them loose shape and elasticity faster. If your bras are really expensive (I know a lady who has these HUGE boobs. I mean Dolly Parton's look small next to her. She has to special order these 80$ bras) don't wash them too much. Hand wash. Though you can rinse them while wearing them to keep smells and body oils from getting to be too much. Since so many first world people bathe so much, its not necessary to clean them as much. Though panties do need to be washed each time, since you do "ooze" (that's what my friend calls it.)

My brother was really good at math, so his wrestling coach helped him get a math scholarship. The next thing I know, he's a Doctor in physics and his bosses pay him to come interview with them. Even if he really doesn't want the job. Boy makes BANK! He was able to buy a 3 bedroom house cash down. No mortgage. Though he felt he cheated himself since he then couldn't afford to take his month long over seas vacation for 2 years.
I qualified and got the same math scholarship but went into the Humanities. I wrote a book and gave a few lectures & stuff. I now live in my parents basement asking them for money. I'm 3 classes from my masters but all the jobs I can get is where I type 120 per minute skill I picked up from a quarter long class I took in high school.

I can just see it. A whole bunch of red former white people looking for trash they left on the beach b/c they left their phone/keys/wallet in a bottle they should have used to keep their pasty white @$$ covered & protected from the sun.

That's how you know you're eating a good pizza. Real cheese stretches like that.

Feel the same way. Hate pranksters. But at least these guys left them with a pretty nice looking sleeping mask.

64. And one fabulous desert.
70. And those that clean up. Esp if it isn't you.

53. Cussing never helps. Even if you're talking about the #^*$ that hit you and admits it.

46. And your dad as well. He sacrificed allot too.

Really? Have you seen these crazy eyebrows women have now-a-days? They're insane! At the local high school I sub at, they shave them off then draw them on. They look like cartoon characters. I have actually started straight up giggle fit at a few girls.

Oh my gosh, this is fabulous! Bookbook simplicity and all the hype too!