Comments

Enjoy your stay 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sounds Like Goddamn LA
2
Man lunges at UK policeman with 8" knife, man is subdued without incident 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He Woulda Gotten Shot Up Here In Merika
10
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why Must You Do Dis....
14
New knife 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
CS:GO
2
People often ask me what being a transs*xual is like. 135 comments
guest · 5 years ago
DAT ASS
Guys. its working 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How About Canada As North USA? Cuz It Could Happen.
6
Julia, the Clever Girl 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice, One Of The Best Ones Ive Read.
73
Confession time 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That last one though.
1
Like in American movies 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, I once had a sleepover at my Mexican friend's house, we're both at least part Mexican, and some other girls of different ethnicities were there as well. The neighbors complained of the music being too loud and the cops came. Now Whenever I see that friend we say "It's only a true Mexican party if the cops come "
2
Patrick ! 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just like my fellow guest, I'm not a 90's kid, but I do know/understand the origin of the plank.
15
This HAS to happen! 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm doing this. Probably none of my friends will but if you're in TO then dress up with me. I'll probably be in the mall.
5
Every time I open Facebook 43 comments
guest · 6 years ago
WAFFLES ARE BETTER. I apologize for my spontaneousness
1
what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Agh, there would be like 5 people and they probably wouldn't even know each other.
4
Relatable post #6937 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I usually look around when I'm done, which is usually first, and see someone who doesn't want to go up there and turn it in first. So, I stand up and turn in the paper so the kid can turn it in with ease.
I would take "PINK" and let Jack live in TITANIC. What would you pick guys/gals?! 152 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Orange. Hogwarts here I come.
One of the worst things as a kid trying on new clothes 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One time, I was trying on this strapless dress for a Barmitzvah and the changing rooms were small and you had to go out in the store to show your parents the clothes. So I went in, got dressed. I come out and this super hot guy was sitting there. I was like "AHHHHH MOM!" Then my mom comes in and was like sweetie let me see if it fits so I took my hands off my shoulders and it slipped a bit and the dude saw part of my bra.
Glorious specimen 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Awww
4
Nerdy hall prank 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I laughed. As my friend texted me.
1
Today my crush decided he just wanted to stay friends. And it's my birthday. 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sorry. Life gets better. You'll have a new crush and if you're anything like one of my friends, you'll have that new crush on about 3 days.
5
interesting thought of the day 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Kik me for a sketch I drew of a chubby mermaid. Kik: PIRANHAGIRL3
such a long post, but I love it. 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I LOVED IT. MY HEAD STARTED SHAKING LIKE REALLY BAD AND MY HEADPHONES FELL OFF I LOVED THIS POST.
9
Logic: Women Edition 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I find it humorous to see man's stereotypical views on women's actions. I know and understand myself as a girl that most of these do not apply to every girl/lady/woman in the world because we are all diverse in our own ways. I find that since I haven't been in the world as long as most people on this site, my opinion is less corrupted or in fact less wise yet we should all continue to express our own opinions not other people's opinions.
Loophole found 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Careful brother. Press the button gently. Don't slam it. Press it gently." "I am pressing it gently!" Loki and Thor. ❤️
3
And me. I stole it from my sister. 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was born 2001 and I didn't have a lot o new toys so I used my older brothers toys and he had these and other so called 90's toys when he was born 2000.
2
Happy saturday 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not expecting the D until after marriage. But a text from my crush would be nice.
6
And you look twice as old as all of them, I promise! 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was in a museum once explaining to my little brother who Dionysus was, and this super hot guy came up smiling at me and asked me to explain again please. I almost died. After, his own little brother dragged him away and I was just sort of just standing there, awestruck, in front of a half naked portrait of a small fat need man. My grandma thought I was crazy.
13
Hate Won't end Hate 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hate won't end hate, only love can do that.
3
Sad truth 39 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've never had a boyfriend and even my family makes fun of me. I'm freaking 13, I still think I'm a bit young for that.
5
Blue Tim Tams 306 comments
guest · 6 years ago
White Dots
Try this? 217 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I picked up 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. "'Spit it out right now!'"
My childhood could have been so much fun 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't want to be that person, but our parents's job is not for us to have the best childhood, but instead to be raised to be the best adults and make our own best adulthood.
Zodiac Signs 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Falls asleep mid sentence. Sounds like...zzzzzzz
1
Poor guy 37 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm sorry dude. Wish I could help.
Basically 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Exactly
Dammit coke 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Try finding one with 'Emiko'. Woohoo
You prolly a hoe 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wish she picked a different name.
You've probably never heard of it... 45 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Film Canister for pictures.
What just happened?!? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What song is that so I can add it to my playlist?
What's your heavy metal band name? 50 comments
guest · 6 years ago
HOLY ANARCHY
Make Your Own Sentence 62 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I did a blow job to a Jew, because I'm sexy. The fact that my crush is a Jew just makes me smile some more.
1
Guns Don’t Kill People… 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Must be why my dad isn't in prison.
1
YOU NOT BSIAN , YOU ASIAN!!!! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm half Asian and I find this SOO funny
For bookworms out there, choose your chair 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How about my bed? With the window open and drinking perfect coffee and eating Hawaiian Bread rolls and the breeze swaying through my hair but not strong enough to mess it up. Then my crush comes through the door and sits next to me with his own book. I just made myself so happy only to wake up from this day dream without a boyfriend, excess food, a book, and loads of homework in front of me.
4
Woman judge muscularity different than men do 47 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh my gods. You understand. Yes thank you.
1
You are expected to read this title,absurd it's information and destroy any evidence 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The best feeling was being able to say the words with all those different voices and nobody laughed at me. Nobody was listening but that's okay too.
1
This is Margaret Hamilton, NASA lead software engineer, and this is the Apollo guidance 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Looks like Hermione and Harry's love child.
I decided to give it a try 92 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I'll say a special prayer and ask Him to help," Where The Red Fern Grows. Wow.
1
When I walk into a spiderweb and people are watching 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Iron Man 3
2
Day 61 of your daily dose of cute:How are you? that's a genuine question I do want to know 86 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm okay. Life's moderately annoying but what isn't? So, how are you?
1
Big brothers 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have an older brother who threw those old metal Matchbox cars at my face when I was a baby, resulting in 3 large scars. Also, when learning to walk, he pushed me down precisely when the adults weren't looking.