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Chopsticks and rice 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Your moms been fuckin up the rice your entire life
Explains a lot 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too bad theres nothing you can name your child to ward off AIDS.
Bruno Mars on his Prom Date 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Taking a fat girl to a prom is something a gay guy who feels pressure to not show up alone would do.
As a short guy, this is painfully true 32 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeaaa go shove your hair brush up your cunt and tell me what the weathers like up there bitch
They wanna adopt her so bad 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shame on your mother for not aborting you with a shotgun blast right to the cunt.
(untitled) 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thanks for the input fuck face
My Time Is Now!! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If its for a world record, technically he would just have to hold a beat. He could just play the same loop over and over.
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We gonna burn 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its one of the reasons Im Atheist. Aligning yourself with a certain religion is just illogical since theres already been so many others. Every one claims to be the one true religion and all that does is make it obvious that everyone is full of shit since theres no way it could be true. Just life your life the best way you know how.
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He was my favorite... 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Have you not seen the 9/11 gif
What else can you do with a pregnancy test kit 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You are fucking retarded
Hate cancer 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thats not the point dick
i feel juged 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Im going to you little cunts into orphans
World on fire 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I fucking hate Bo Burnham
Idk I can't stop laughing at this 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would have enough Ipads to open an Apple store
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School in afghanistan 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Go fuck your self you judgemental asshole
It can be explored like a jungle gym 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yea you fucking tard
This is actually really cool 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Id make a throbbing black cock
Spongebob war feels 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Are you fucking retarded?
Hand soap 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You know some ones putting that up their butt.
Keyblade 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its actually a Kingdom Hearts reference
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Hairball gummy bears 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You should check out the reviews theyre hilarious
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What an optimal relationship should be like 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Later on that kid slathered peanut butter on his nuts and let the dog lick it off
Lizzie Velasquez is a role model 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagine eating her pussy? Lol good times
Lizzie Velasquez is a role model 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Id let her suck my dick
Lizzie Velasquez is a role model 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Liar
Really!? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can you pussies all stop talking about "I shouldnt laugh but OHH TEE HEE" Just laugh nobody gives a shit, its just a joke.
Tyler the creator, everyone 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She likes Bruno Mars is what she is saying. Just ignore her.
Basic health insurance 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Brush your gums cunt mouth.
[murica intensifies] 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thats a really nice revolver.
Ashes to ashes 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe they just scissor eachother and punish their clits.
If you ever feel ignored.. 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is everyone discussing the details of the life of an imaginary man?
Keep driving or I will pull the trigger 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Rape happens whether you approve or not
A way to celebrate the new year 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was on my way home from the deli with a sandwich.
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justin timberflakes 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No means no Justin!
Justin Timberape
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Classic indeed 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So hows puberty been treatin ya?
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You're still alive in our hearts! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
YOU AINT POST SHIT LADY
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Vietnamese 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thats what makes this hilarious
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Stop smoking weeds 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Her name. Is. Becky.
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Europe at night 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No
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Good grandma 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You could probably eat an extra large cheese pizza off that thing.
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One in a million shot 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Most meaningless story award goes to.
i don't remember what this was a picture of so... 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Steals an entire phone booth
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What makes dogs and cats so different 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cats are cunts
What makes dogs and cats so different 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Your cat is plotting to kill you and rape your mother.
Color Changing Mug - When Hot Beverage is Poured 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ebay will let people bid and therefore generate a higher price than originally valued but if all else fails, craigslist is a pretty sure bet.
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Undercover cop 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hi, Im Chris Hanson . . .
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The worst gift ever 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hope someone talks you through the meaning of a fucking joke and the purpose of this site. Retard
"Mummy, what does my name mean?" 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Anal Rapington
50 Scent 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why isnt the battery life of my iphone called apple juice.
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