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Their parent probably complained about not always having things as well that they had 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Boo- fucking -hoo. Every Generation has to endure being criticized by those before. All this self assuring crap, I get to read on this page makes me vomit.
Something is really wrong with this and I don't know what 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
please disregard the previous comment. I posted it in the wrong thread
They're society' s scum 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wow I read half of the comments here, and have to say, what a bunch of silly cunts you are.
Something is really wrong with this and I don't know what 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
yeah, there is no way that could be abused...
The bible 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
try this then: http ://www.dhgate.com/wholesale/sex-dolls/c018022020.html
Ever been this blind? 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Naw, you cannot remotely... half of them happened to me SEVERAL times. I really really am an Idiot. But thanks, I hope I wasn't rude before.
I can't stand them 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't hate them, I just don't care.
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Short story like a boss 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
the "virgin mary" is a mystery in itself.
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Seriously, I don't know what I did wrong 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I need to laugh, that's why I'm on FS. I rarely laugh. I giggle sometimes.
Seriously, I don't know what I did wrong 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I am obnoxiously being a smartass around people. I cannot help myself, though. Nobody likes to be around me anymore. I think I can't take anymore rejections. So I reject them. At least I am the one who's making the decison...now. Now they're the ones yearning after ME! At least thats what I make myself believe,.... in vain.
Self-doubt. Never. Rests.
Short story like a boss 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
you are brilliant :D
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Ever been this blind? 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
half of these situations happened to me too: I'm an Idiot.
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Just how? 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It isn't horrible. It's just soooooooooooo incredibly stupid, to assume Characters are even human, at most they're anthropomorphic.
Characters are abstract ideas, not people. They may be played by humans (of course!) but they are not human themselves. They are figuratively a mask.
And as long as the Director of a movie for example doesn't show or indicate that a Character is pooping, they literally never do. The stupidity of not understanding that is at the same level as not being able to grasp the difference of 'figuratively' and 'literally'. And last but not least: Now I am bitching, before I was not. Because now I understand that some people on this site are mentally challenged. *'Fuck you' he said, before he grinningly stood up from his chair, desperatly hoping that humanity might give him a sign he wasn't living in an Idiocracy.
But when he impatiently pressed the button, to annihilate this beautiful planet called earth by his inhabitants, he smiled and mumbled...'* = FICTION!
Just how? 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In this case, you have just no idea about art. ART. IS. A. LIE. Realism needs no place in art. and yes, even though you may disagree: tv-shows are an artform! When I look at the Mona Lisa, I don't wonder about her Period. Pictures don't have a Period, OK?
I was abducted as a child 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fucking hell, I didn't get it, until the very end....
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Just how? 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
so you're watching fiction to prepare for an eventual apocalyse instead of working actively to prevent that from happening? Wonder as much as you want.
Just how? 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It is not a DIY show. It is pure fiction. There will NEVER be a zombie apocalyse. If you pay more attention to fiction than to reality, you may well be living to your own demise.
Just how? 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sorry guys, but It is called FICTION. I personally never wondered if Jasmine from Alladin uses tampons or pads. She's a Character. Characters don't have Periods, as long as it isn't shown. And does anyone really want to see their favorite Characters change their Tampons? I think not.
strange 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
unrelated: I like your username, are you from Ukraine?
So full of puns 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
huehuehue
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Modern art needs kill 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Banksy exhibited in an art gallery. Jean Michel Basquiat was one of the most influencial painters of his generation as well as keith haring. I don't give a fuck how you feel about rothko, as long as you haven't seen one face to face. and don't give me shit about grafitti not being recognized. Grafitti has become mainstream as an artform.
Sometimes, I feel like Reddit should know this before posting something 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sorry, if you misunderstood. I didn't mean to use the word to describe vaginas or females. But I get what you're saying. Also, please forgive my passion on this subject.
Sometimes, I feel like Reddit should know this before posting something 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Who the fuck, downvotes mgoveia all the time? What is considered to be so offensive about his comments? I mean, I don't consider votes to be impotant at all, but it seems to be quite infantile in many cases. If you disagree with him: make a point! If you dislike him: ignore what he writes. But all these downvotes without making a point, without any smart or enlightened comment, just shows you to be little immature cowardly cunts.
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These kittens laid down the TRUTH. 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thank you for stating the obvious. (this is not to be understood sarcastically)
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How To Pop Your Champagne With a Sniper Rifle 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, because I love sparkling wine with a hint of internal bleeding. O_o
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Entertainment back then 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Awww Yeeeeaah! When you peel it off in one piece... blissssss.
I'm strange... sorry.
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Guys don't get to have an opinion 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
why do all these cunts have to be such pussies? I think It must be, because nobody wants to stick anything in their big rancid sewage holes. Go make me a Sandwich, then come suck my dick: Obvious troll is obvious.
You don't even need a time machine! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
we're always looking at the past, btw. The further away, the longer time it has been ago.
The bible 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Do you want one attached to a female body, to do 'stuff' with? Follow these instructions: First of all, stop calling it a cunt. Second: stop being randy (jack off in a Watermelon, if that is what it takes). Groom yourself. Spend time outside, so you have stories to tell. Don't fixate on any particular person (these 'crushes' are mostly narcissistic projections). When you talk to a female person, do not agree with her if you don't think she's right. Charmingly contradict her (nobody likes a smartass). Stop giving a fuck, but care about people. Forget everything you've seen in movies or read in books. Ignore women, but smile at them when they look at you. BE GENUINE AND CHALLENGE YOURSELF!Take this as advice, from an older male who's had plenty.Good luck becoming a man! Ah, and for god sakes, don't be a pussy!
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I highly recommend to use proper safety shoes while working 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You nailed it!
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Genius. 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
cunt...
Genius. 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As if there were bars especially for drunk drivers... It's. A. Joke.
The bible 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, you are a dick for not admitting that you are a cunt.
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The bible 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nobody thinks, he or she is a cunt although everybody is more or less of a cunt. I admit that I am a cunt sometimes.
Is anyone else starting to find them obnoxious? 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I real all the books, I've seen the movies.... but I still have got a life. I don't care which fandom you're addicted to, but let me tell you that there is nothing better than reality.
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Irish Facebook gold 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
nana na na naaa
Powerful magnets crushing an apple 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I didnt even realize there was neither juice nor chunks flying away, until you mentioned it. There is also no reflection of the apple on the left magnet. The raw force is still pretty impressive, even if the apple is shopped
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Powerful magnets crushing an apple 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
they have been damaged on impact... imagine your hand stuck between these. They're nearly impossible to get unstuck, without damaging what is lodged between them any further!
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Dangit pythagoras 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He was brilliant! he wasn't an asshole, it's just a way to handle assholes...
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Still my favorite line from any show 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
ain't it called a taint?
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Waddayathink? 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
edWARd sNOWden!
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Beat that 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fuck off. You deny reality while I'll make an impact on it... that is fine by me. But do not try to drag me down to your level!
The struggle is very real 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It is funny how, whilst knowing the context, you are still able to take what I said out of context.
What you say is about pride, not about intelligence.
A british neuroscientist (I don't remember his name) once said what it means to be stupid:
Stupidity is the lack of skill of some sort, but you cannot know that you lack these skills because you need exactly these skills to be able evaluate your own skill. Therefore you are not able to grasp your own stupidity since you lack these exact criteria to evaluate it. (Do not get me wrong, I mean to use the pronoun 'you' in a rethoric sense)
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It's impossible to drown fire ants 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
there is a trick... ordinary dishwashing soap destroys the surface tension
Unique cave of crystals in Mexico 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
breathttakingly beautiful...
Kids these days 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
like " I can't believe it's not peanut butter!"? Is there really generic peanut butter, or do you mean the complete lack of anything comparable to this popular roasted legume mush?
As a German in the usa 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think we can agree that german as well as swedish piss tastes better than american beer :P
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Beat that 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's fiction, he is not a real person.
The struggle is very real 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It is just a saying, don't take it too seriously. I think It rather says not to be too proud, and not to waste resources on something that cannot be changed immediately .
On any subjectmatter there is always more than just one outlook. I think the wisest attitude, is to know that there is no thruth in any perspective for itself alone. The great german philosophers, authors and artists always knew that, but it is the complete opposite of Hitlers and other Ideologies. The German people is actually divided: those who seek truth in dialectic controversy, and those who'd rather have one truth they can follow and aren't able to see anything besides that (It seems to me to be a reminicence of the Third Reich),but many other 'cultures' suffer from the same symptoms.
I have given up to take the 'high road' or be the 'bigger person':If I have the impression that my PARTNER in a dialogue defines him or herself as my OPPONENT, I just walk away without explanation, or I just tell them to Fuck Off.
The struggle is very real 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is a saying concerning arguments in Germany, which roughly translates into: the smarter person gives in.
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