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Congress Opposes 6 weeks of Paid Leave, yet enjoys 33 weeks of Paid Leave 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Better title: Opposes mandating how much paid leave time every company has to give its employees.
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Cuz making it more expensive to employ people couldn't possibly affect hiring, right?
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You gotta do what you gotta do 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Last time she said she was working her way through grad school.
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Ohh.... 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Husband of over 30 years, father of two daughters...I don't know if 100 is inadequate or laughably too many, and don't need to know or want to. Why not ask? What would be really stupid is a bunch of male engineers and space experts taking a wild guess and NOT asking her.
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Bad luck michael 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Doing > Singing
Hahaha black people 35 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I wAs all set to make an "It's just a joke" comment, and nobody d!c3ed out and overreacted.
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What my friend says when he's trying to hit on a straight guy 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can see going along with that, but is it fair to be one-sided? I mean, I could probably take it but not dish it out.
Hi ho 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
True answer (from a husband of 32 years): Go to bed and leave her alone. If she's grumpy tomorrow, ignore it--you get grumpy too about stupid things. If she stays grumpy for too long, you have the wrong girlfriend.
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Just realized that my advice might be obsolete, since we didn't share a bed until after we were married.
A few questions 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have never wanked into a sock, checked the c*c% size of the guy at the next urinal, farted in front of other guys and thought it was hilarious, or bragged about having sex with a girl to guys in a locker room. I don't get where those "All guys do that" comes from on those items.
Well how about that 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The moral of the story, children, is that it's your right not to be attracted to short men, but if that's your stated preference and you're an obese woman you should expect to be called on it.
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I value my grades higher than my knowledge 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Maybe the kids who can focus on learning can conjugate "kids" and "lives."
I value my grades higher than my knowledge 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah...someone else always has it easier. That's such a useful excuse to not succeed, or to not try.
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How Greece decided to deal with its debt 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thanks for bailing us out a bunch of times already, Germany, but could you do us a solid once more? See, we really like retiring at age 53, and if we propose delaying that, say, five years, people will start burning down buildings. You may not see how burning down government buildings is a reasonable response to a proposed budget that doesn't include gold plated benefiits, but--hey--let's dance!
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Have you ever wondered if your cats were communists? 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They lie around while someone else provides their food, housing and medical care. If not communist, they're surely *some* kind of leftists.
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Same newspaper used in TV shows and movies 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The last two are the best--same actor.
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Lending a hand to those who need it most 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
By hiring ony homeless single parents, she' s discriminating against a whole lot of other homeless. If in the US, when is it ever legal to employ based on family situation?
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The UK's Contribution To The World! 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nothing other than actors?
Awww 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I saw my kid and dog like this once when a friend was over. "Can't your dog do any tricks?" he asked. I replied, "Yeah...act like you're gonna hit my kid and see a really good one." He didn't want to see that "trick" apparently.
I know its long but its definitly worth reading 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hate this story, whether true or not. Someone scores a 3 on the @$$#0le scale, and another person ramps it up to 8. Then the 8 thinks he's clever or cute and justified for doing it. Pretty sure this is fiction, but we see examples of it all the time. Someone "steals" a parking place and the grieved party keys his car later. It's such BS.
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John oliver has a good point 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In all the cases school gun violence that I looked into, the gun was NOT obtained legally by the shooter(s). So., there are plenty of gun regulations that deter the law-abiding, but that doesn't seem to affect the people who are willing to murder.
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Then, the media splashes the "event" all over, giving these twisted f()#s their 10 minutes of fame. We debate that over and over, keeping the nurderers "alive" in our consciousness / conversations, which is what drives some of them to do what they did.
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Adding more laws will not help, since it seems like we're not enforcing the ones we already have. Where are the most strict gun laws? Chicago, Detroit...are these places gardens of peace and safety? More laws aren't the answer.
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Dear tumblr 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Most people don't really _care_ when you're dying, they're just curious, and that passes for caring. Then there's the ones that just like wearing the t-shirt or wrist band that says how much they're supportng your "fight."
There are sharks that can survive in fresh water 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
20 times more? Who measured that?
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Only in America 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The rodent didn't get caught sending out Emails to colleagues talking about the data they falsified.
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No minorities.
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North korea is really messed up 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah...America's fault for not stopping that.
49%: US's fault for not doing enough!!
49%: US--Stop your Imperialist aggression and telling other countries what to do
2%: Other
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Throwing dead babies 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They believe that the unborn baby is a life. Imagine if some group of people believed that left-handed redheads were not fully human, and could be killed when their lives were inconvenient. When you argued with them, they said "If you believe that, fine. don't kill them yourself. But don't tell us what to do." Might you march in the street to try to raise awareness? Or would you just say, "Oh well, it's not right for me to kill LHRs, but if those others believe it's right for them, it must be OK."?
What happens to our food 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You wouldn't want to come into contact with concentrated vitamins either. Men shouldn't contact estrogen that women take, and women are warned against handling broken pills for men's hair loss. Hell--You don't want to be exposed to or breathe liquified manure, which is 100% natural, and often sprayed on crops. You DO wash your produce, don't you?
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Ridiculous german coca cola advertisement 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Am I the only guy who would ruin everything by asking her "What other girls can you turn into?"
The Hulk Came 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
...The color of the....uhhhhhh..."stuff"...is not the same as the skin color of the guy who...errrr....produced it.
I feel this one picture sums up the whole show 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
'This "Supernatural" show looks like it might be OK. I'll watch an episode with my daughter as she streams Netflix.'
...signed, a 55 year old engineer and father of four who is now hooked on Supernatural
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"Only allowed to bring one sheet of paper to the exam" 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why get a cheat sheet: Because in real life, you can look up formulas and constants, so memorizing them isn't as important as knowing how/when to use them. I found that writing out a cheat sheet was as good as reading the material several times as far as retention.
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when your parents are sleeping & you remember all the noise they make while you sleep 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah...the parents are the rude ones.
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When I'm on the phone with my mom 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He's shaking like a Polaroid picture, yo.
Daaaaang only in Canada 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So some guys just thought, "Let's customize a phone for this guy...it would be cool." And they didn't do a marketing study or get 25 levels of approvals? That is so neat.
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