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My grandmother invited my (now ex) boyfriend to easter dinner when she saw him in a parking lot.

I am actually 97% positive that is the best use for the selfie stick that I have ever seen

The only difference between this and Ohio is the lack of cows and all that water.

I don't understand why so many people are obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio not winning an Oscar when this GENIUS hasn't either.

I tried this and they used each other as stools to climb out until only one poor little guy was left in the tub

This is easily something I would say... or I'd just go "Don't press your luck"

use it or lose it

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Asshat

Well, by comparison

Sassy level 100000000%

My 90 SOMETHING GREAT GRANDFATHER ANSWERED THE PHONE"Duffy's Tavern, Duffy ain't here, his old lady killed him" AND THEN THE NEXT DAY HE ANSWERED IT "Duffy's Tavern, he's back now!"

He was actually kind of cute back then

AND he tried to build a DEATH RAY! Gosh, I love Tesla.

Tony Stark would so win... like, he'd just hide in an underground bunker he built with his bare hands and come out every once in a while like *psst... are they dead yet*

Moon Moon? Are you in there???

If you were seven then yes, ten is up

I WATCHED THAT DOCUMENTARY ON NETFLIX! I LOVE NETFLIX!

Reed is my soul mate, you cannot have him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the heck is Adam doing on a post like this!

pick a much more random language... for instance, nobody understands Russian.