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Not "most" (traditional pits and circle pits are way more common, and the latter are basically metalheads going all merry-go-round and laughing their asses off).
Not "heavy metal" (mostly hardcore and death-metal, actually).
And thanks for the "stenching tards" stuff, dear commenters. We love you too.

Is "number three" about masturbation?

Women are never satisfied of their bodies because a misogynistic culture has taught them they had to obey physical beauty standards.

Fake as shit: after three minutes, the battery should have less than 40% remaining.

Not "codes", dear Toutzee, "code", as in "a source code", a complete list of instructions.

This video gave me testicular cancer.

"Have you ever FEEL dumb?"
Hmm, no, I'm okay now.

I don't get it. Wouldn't the best solution be placing your foot under your falling phone and moving it slowly downwards to cushion/amortize its fall?

I think only 3 of these 12 are considered senses by every specialist (proprioception, nociception, equilibrioception), some may be senses but we're not sure (chronoception, for instance) and some of them are not senses at all (blindsight is not AT ALL a sense, it's just the fact that some person's brain will only partly deal with the signals coming from the eyes, so it's kind of an amputated vision, or a "half-sense", if you will).

Where can I buy the first one? It's genius.

BADUM TSS

Boredom sometimes lead to incredible stuff.

Snailed it.

Actually, in the standard model, there are 12 elementary particles called fermions, all of which have been experimentally observed, and they are the building bricks of every matter in the universe, meaning this answer is 100% right according to what we currently know about physics.

I nearly cried. This is great.

Best anagram I ever saw.

Which is actually pretty dumb, because if there's no empty space in it, it may very well overheat.

1. False rape accusations do not physically scar people for life.
2. Feminism has nothing to do with this. It's a psychotic tendency, not a symptom of whatever feminazism may be.

Most probably, he got a D+, the grade you give the annoying kid that may or may not have "family issues" so that you do not have to deal with it next year.

The keyword here is "while". Correlation is not causation.

If the girl is 10 or below, this is the douchiest possible move.

My Caffeinated Romance.

Aren't all of us secretly scared by this kind of thought?

40 comments? What a total surprise.
TL;DR People being atheist dicks for the sake of being edgy, mixed with very respectful people (including atheists, thanks) and a few comments barking up the wrong tree.

No wonder tyou username is an anagram for Smally Bitch, with that attitude.

Most humans are uncooperative egomaniacs, and we still have to deal with it.

X-lam.

ONE: cf seven.
TWO: cf seven.
THREE: ...

Stop being douches to people that have chosen a job where they are underpaid to educate young people.

"Three movies and a huge-ass book", says the guy who has never read a novel but could at least sort items bu chronological order.

Aliens hate the RHCP. I guess.

Did SHE age in reverse?

It's kind of terrible to make homeless people read these tweets in the first place. As if they weren't already heartbroken. Who the fuck got this idea?

For those who wonder, I think this is the "Chemin de Fer de Petite Ceinture de Paris" ("Small Belt Railway"). Most of its 32 kilometers can still be accessed by foot, and it makes for great hikes in semi-hidden surreal places of Paris.

New lyrics for Daft Punk's "Technology".

The stupid is strong with this one.

Fucking THEIR.
Fuck you.

Nearly perfect loop. Apart from the right leg, everything seems perfect in this one!

I hope they'd rather listen to Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii.