I genuinely feel like I'd be the person who accidentally drop kicks it as hard as I possibly can, resulting in even more damage than I would have ended up with if I'd only let it fall.
Samsung s4 active with a very thin rubber case, this phone has been put through daily farm life for over a year and still has yet to get a scratch even in a carpenter's pouch full of nails and no screen protector.
oh I have a tip for this situation yes
*sticks foot out*
*drop kicks it into another dimension*
Oh, by the way, how's the Whenever You Feel Like It Dose of History coming along?
*kicks it like a football across the field*