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This is called a wall of death, most heavy metal concerts have them 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not "most" (traditional pits and circle pits are way more common, and the latter are basically metalheads going all merry-go-round and laughing their asses off).
Not "heavy metal" (mostly hardcore and death-metal, actually).
And thanks for the "stenching tards" stuff, dear commenters. We love you too.
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Overheard about the word 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is "number three" about masturbation?
just be yourself! unless you could be someone better, like me. 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Women are never satisfied of their bodies because a misogynistic culture has taught them they had to obey physical beauty standards.
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This pastry tray is invisible in water 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Transparent material with the same refractive index as that of water.
Too soon? 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fake as shit: after three minutes, the battery should have less than 40% remaining.
That's a shit load of codes 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not "codes", dear Toutzee, "code", as in "a source code", a complete list of instructions.
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You are doing it right. It is 2015, not 1915 103 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thanks a lot, dear other guest.
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Couple surprises family with newborn twins 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This video gave me testicular cancer.
Just in case you feel dumb or something like that 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Have you ever FEEL dumb?"
Hmm, no, I'm okay now.
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A tip for you fools who drop your phone a lot 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't get it. Wouldn't the best solution be placing your foot under your falling phone and moving it slowly downwards to cushion/amortize its fall?
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12 sense you didn't know you have 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think only 3 of these 12 are considered senses by every specialist (proprioception, nociception, equilibrioception), some may be senses but we're not sure (chronoception, for instance) and some of them are not senses at all (blindsight is not AT ALL a sense, it's just the fact that some person's brain will only partly deal with the signals coming from the eyes, so it's kind of an amputated vision, or a "half-sense", if you will).
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I would definitely wear these sunglasses to Walmart 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Where can I buy the first one? It's genius.
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But there's no sign that he's going to stop 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
BADUM TSS
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Rules to live by on public transport 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I frequently get nauseas in public transportation for this exact reason, so thanks.
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Staple metropolis 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Boredom sometimes lead to incredible stuff.
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True though 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Snailed it.
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Give or take a few 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, in the standard model, there are 12 elementary particles called fermions, all of which have been experimentally observed, and they are the building bricks of every matter in the universe, meaning this answer is 100% right according to what we currently know about physics.
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tOO CUTE OMG 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I nearly cried. This is great.
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My favorite one yet 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Best anagram I ever saw.
I don't understand why this was never taught (in England) 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not a "mathematical breakthrough", it's basic algebra with powers of ten.
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I don't understand why this was never taught (in England) 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Same principle as multiplying the common way, but with lines. 13x12 is (10+3)x(10+2), which you can expand as 100+30+20+6. So, in the first picture, you have 1 intersection on the left, 2+3 intersections in the middle, and 6 intersections on the right. Job done.
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How Steve Jobs pushed things at Apple 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Which is actually pretty dumb, because if there's no empty space in it, it may very well overheat.
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Feminazis take heed 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
1. False rape accusations do not physically scar people for life.
2. Feminism has nothing to do with this. It's a psychotic tendency, not a symptom of whatever feminazism may be.
Our entire universe 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*him, not "it", goddammhim.
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Our entire universe 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Most probably, he got a D+, the grade you give the annoying kid that may or may not have "family issues" so that you do not have to deal with it next year.
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Miss America Pageant 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't be a dick with non-native speakers, Retaz3.
Miss America Pageant 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Of course it's not. Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. The full 15-minute section about Miss America is on the official Youtube channel, along with all the other (excellent) episodes.
Just how? 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The keyword here is "while". Correlation is not causation.
The kind of fatherhood I love 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If the girl is 10 or below, this is the douchiest possible move.
Free coffee 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My Caffeinated Romance.
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I have an irrational fear 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Aren't all of us secretly scared by this kind of thought?
Who did? 89 comments
guest · 9 years ago
40 comments? What a total surprise.
TL;DR People being atheist dicks for the sake of being edgy, mixed with very respectful people (including atheists, thanks) and a few comments barking up the wrong tree.
~L0L~ 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No wonder tyou username is an anagram for Smally Bitch, with that attitude.
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It Didn't Quite Go As Planned 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Most humans are uncooperative egomaniacs, and we still have to deal with it.
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Me in a picture 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
ONE: cf seven.
TWO: cf seven.
THREE: ...
You just went full retard man 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And *have, not 'of', you assegai thrower. (Jokes. Please do not get mad.)
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You just went full retard man 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*then, you goddamm job-stealer.
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Whiteboard d*ck joke 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Stop being douches to people that have chosen a job where they are underpaid to educate young people.
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Whatever you do don't put it on 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Three movies and a huge-ass book", says the guy who has never read a novel but could at least sort items bu chronological order.
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This Is Why Aliens Won’t Visit Us 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Aliens hate the RHCP. I guess.
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Time was very good to her 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Did SHE age in reverse?
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Homeless people read mean tweets about themselves 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's kind of terrible to make homeless people read these tweets in the first place. As if they weren't already heartbroken. Who the fuck got this idea?
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Beautiful old metro rail reclaimed by nature 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For those who wonder, I think this is the "Chemin de Fer de Petite Ceinture de Paris" ("Small Belt Railway"). Most of its 32 kilometers can still be accessed by foot, and it makes for great hikes in semi-hidden surreal places of Paris.
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Safety first kids 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
New lyrics for Daft Punk's "Technology".
So anyway 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The stupid is strong with this one.
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Making life simple 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fucking THEIR.
Fuck you.
'Unbreakable' Glass finally gets broken! 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nearly perfect loop. Apart from the right leg, everything seems perfect in this one!
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Omg 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If they don't get it, they have Google to know what the fuck C12H22O11 is.
Eh-eh-o eh-o 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I hope they'd rather listen to Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii.