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Sounds Like Goddamn LA

He Woulda Gotten Shot Up Here In Merika

Why Must You Do Dis....

CS:GO

DAT ASS

How About Canada As North USA? Cuz It Could Happen.

Nice, One Of The Best Ones Ive Read.

That last one though.

Well, I once had a sleepover at my Mexican friend's house, we're both at least part Mexican, and some other girls of different ethnicities were there as well. The neighbors complained of the music being too loud and the cops came. Now Whenever I see that friend we say "It's only a true Mexican party if the cops come "

Just like my fellow guest, I'm not a 90's kid, but I do know/understand the origin of the plank.

I'm doing this. Probably none of my friends will but if you're in TO then dress up with me. I'll probably be in the mall.

WAFFLES ARE BETTER. I apologize for my spontaneousness

Agh, there would be like 5 people and they probably wouldn't even know each other.

I usually look around when I'm done, which is usually first, and see someone who doesn't want to go up there and turn it in first. So, I stand up and turn in the paper so the kid can turn it in with ease.

Orange. Hogwarts here I come.

One time, I was trying on this strapless dress for a Barmitzvah and the changing rooms were small and you had to go out in the store to show your parents the clothes. So I went in, got dressed. I come out and this super hot guy was sitting there. I was like "AHHHHH MOM!" Then my mom comes in and was like sweetie let me see if it fits so I took my hands off my shoulders and it slipped a bit and the dude saw part of my bra.

Awww

I laughed. As my friend texted me.

Sorry. Life gets better. You'll have a new crush and if you're anything like one of my friends, you'll have that new crush on about 3 days.

Kik me for a sketch I drew of a chubby mermaid. Kik: PIRANHAGIRL3

I LOVED IT. MY HEAD STARTED SHAKING LIKE REALLY BAD AND MY HEADPHONES FELL OFF I LOVED THIS POST.

I find it humorous to see man's stereotypical views on women's actions. I know and understand myself as a girl that most of these do not apply to every girl/lady/woman in the world because we are all diverse in our own ways. I find that since I haven't been in the world as long as most people on this site, my opinion is less corrupted or in fact less wise yet we should all continue to express our own opinions not other people's opinions.

"Careful brother. Press the button gently. Don't slam it. Press it gently." "I am pressing it gently!" Loki and Thor. ❤️

I was born 2001 and I didn't have a lot o new toys so I used my older brothers toys and he had these and other so called 90's toys when he was born 2000.

Not expecting the D until after marriage. But a text from my crush would be nice.

I was in a museum once explaining to my little brother who Dionysus was, and this super hot guy came up smiling at me and asked me to explain again please. I almost died. After, his own little brother dragged him away and I was just sort of just standing there, awestruck, in front of a half naked portrait of a small fat need man. My grandma thought I was crazy.

Hate won't end hate, only love can do that.

I've never had a boyfriend and even my family makes fun of me. I'm freaking 13, I still think I'm a bit young for that.

White Dots

I picked up 'To Kill A Mockingbird'. "'Spit it out right now!'"

I don't want to be that person, but our parents's job is not for us to have the best childhood, but instead to be raised to be the best adults and make our own best adulthood.

Falls asleep mid sentence. Sounds like...zzzzzzz

I'm sorry dude. Wish I could help.

Exactly

Try finding one with 'Emiko'. Woohoo

Wish she picked a different name.

Film Canister for pictures.

What song is that so I can add it to my playlist?

HOLY ANARCHY

I did a blow job to a Jew, because I'm sexy. The fact that my crush is a Jew just makes me smile some more.

Must be why my dad isn't in prison.

I'm half Asian and I find this SOO funny

How about my bed? With the window open and drinking perfect coffee and eating Hawaiian Bread rolls and the breeze swaying through my hair but not strong enough to mess it up. Then my crush comes through the door and sits next to me with his own book. I just made myself so happy only to wake up from this day dream without a boyfriend, excess food, a book, and loads of homework in front of me.

Oh my gods. You understand. Yes thank you.

The best feeling was being able to say the words with all those different voices and nobody laughed at me. Nobody was listening but that's okay too.

Looks like Hermione and Harry's love child.

"I'll say a special prayer and ask Him to help," Where The Red Fern Grows. Wow.

Iron Man 3

I'm okay. Life's moderately annoying but what isn't? So, how are you?

I have an older brother who threw those old metal Matchbox cars at my face when I was a baby, resulting in 3 large scars. Also, when learning to walk, he pushed me down precisely when the adults weren't looking.