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Find who rules over you 8 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
So... the simple possibility of being an atheist or committing blasphemy proves God has no power over us, right?
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That is pretty cute... 12 comments
This image can be a cool album cover 22 comments
How do we arrange this? 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Bullshit. The decibel scale is logarithmic, meaning that the volume in dB is not proportional to the intensity of the sound. More specifically, when the number of sound sources is doubled, the number of decibels is raised by three. Two billion is about 2^31, so from 1 cat, you will double the number of cats 31 times, thus raising the volume by 3 times 31 = 93 dB, thus reaching about 160 or 170 dB. Assuming that all the cats are on the exact same spot.
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4 assholes, 1 car park 28 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
There is still room for at least three cars (between these four), so I guess these amateur pranksters are incredibly dumb.
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How to correctly categorize the butt 5 comments
Odd US coins 16 comments
Wine glasses with built in straws 3 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Drinking wine with straws? God-fucking-dammit, no one does this in a civilized country.
Because f*ck physics! 4 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Actually, the center of mass of the object (cat + box) is still above the bed, because the cat is-- well, nevermind. "lol screw physics rofl"... *sigh*
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This is an everyday occurrence. 5 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Actually, the right image is me at 7PM, and the left image is me at 8PM. Especially on fridays.
Zero f**k given 2 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
If some are wondering, the formulas on the blackboard seem to be Special Relativity stuff (the square root of 1 minus something really looks like the standard time dilation factor).
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I'm not even mad 23 comments
Hitler showed up in this pizza grease 7 comments
Cabbage hate me so much it defies physics 4 comments
Helpful calculator is helpful 12 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
The calculator can reduce any fraction, and you are still annoyed by the fact that you have one more key to press to get a decimal approximation? Screw you, JonTron.
Girls be like 13 comments
Survey Results / FunSubstance Library / Zombie Survival Guide 41 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Ovomaltine Crunchy is way better, but I don't know if it exists in every country.
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Survey Results / FunSubstance Library / Zombie Survival Guide 41 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
As many ambidextrous people as left-handed people?
Aaaaaand that's a nope. People here are liars.
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Aaaaaand that's a nope. People here are liars.
Plumber vs. Chemist 24 comments
Mountain Dew experiment turns mouse into jelly 26 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Question already asked by tylerchu. The answer still is; the content of your stomach is way more acidic, thus corrosive, than a soda. Here are some pH values (the lesser the value, the more acidic and corrosive):
Mountain Dew: 3.2
Sunny Delight: 2.4
The contents of your stomach: down to 1.5
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Mountain Dew: 3.2
Sunny Delight: 2.4
The contents of your stomach: down to 1.5
Mountain Dew experiment turns mouse into jelly 26 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Godfuckingdammit, why such a nice and happy tune? THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT AN ACIDIC SOLUTION DISSOLVING THE CORPSE OF AN ANIMAL.
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There are two type of people (And Jaden) 8 comments
[PART 2] FunSubstance History 3 73 comments
[PART 2] FunSubstance History 3 73 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Not all guests, thank you :)
I really liked Mgoveia, he was funny indeed; despite his MLP obsession :)
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I really liked Mgoveia, he was funny indeed; despite his MLP obsession :)
This will help you understand people 14 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Already posted some time ago, and it has not ceased to be a huge piece of bullshit.
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How to Gerrymander. 7 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I have never seen such a good explanation of gerrymandering since that video by CGP Grey.
Good Guy Metallica in the early 2000's 4 comments
What You're Made Of 15 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
We are all made of the same decaying flesh, right? So I guess circumstances may play some role in this shit. Also, go and tell this crap to someone who grew in a favela. "You're still homeless at 21? Goddammit, stop playing victim and get your shit together! Don't be a potato, be an egg!"
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Seriously 23 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
midnight_snacks, according to this post and the one before, it seems like you are kind of depressed yourself, no? Please take care.
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Just an insight on the equality debate 5 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Firstly, it's about equity (giving equal opportunities to everyone), not equality.
Secondly, Aristotle thought women were inferior to men, about halfway between the status of a man and that of a slave ("we do not give a fuck about your opinion, but we leave you the right to express it, so you got that going for you, which is nice").
Finally, I always cringe when I read that Aristotle was a polymath. NO, HE WAS NOT. He was a good philosopher, and had some clever ideas (for his time, because we're talking about the philosophical zeitgeist 24 centuries ago), but he was a total dick in science, and science as a whole has been delayed by our faith in what he told us. Shit like there are four elements, two of them attracted towards the bottom (earth and water) and the other two attracted upwards (fire and air). Shit like heavier objects fall faster. Shit like the "rational soul" is in the heart.
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Secondly, Aristotle thought women were inferior to men, about halfway between the status of a man and that of a slave ("we do not give a fuck about your opinion, but we leave you the right to express it, so you got that going for you, which is nice").
Finally, I always cringe when I read that Aristotle was a polymath. NO, HE WAS NOT. He was a good philosopher, and had some clever ideas (for his time, because we're talking about the philosophical zeitgeist 24 centuries ago), but he was a total dick in science, and science as a whole has been delayed by our faith in what he told us. Shit like there are four elements, two of them attracted towards the bottom (earth and water) and the other two attracted upwards (fire and air). Shit like heavier objects fall faster. Shit like the "rational soul" is in the heart.
literal cold turkey: for quitting your addictions. 5 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
This website is good for my English vocabulary: I am not a native speaker, and I did not now "cold turkey" could mean something else than literal cold turkey. Thanks, OP.
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Uncomfortable things can happen to anyone of us 20 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
And the headphone stuff is really awful when it happens at 8AM a mere 5 minutes after you got out of your house and you know you will have no occasion to go back home until 5PM.
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Problem with companies making their name a verb 2 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Also, "grammatically" with a double M, if you want more reasons to dislike my comments.
An ER doctor steps outside after losing a 19-year old patient 25 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
This site could be renamed Substance.com because nothing will be funny to me anymore after this violent discharge of feels.
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This is so f*cking cute 13 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Aight, I watched the rest of it.
Not a single surprise, from start to finish. A story seen a bazillion times.
But kind of cute. I guess.
Still, Buzzfeed. Buzzfuckingfeed.
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Not a single surprise, from start to finish. A story seen a bazillion times.
But kind of cute. I guess.
Still, Buzzfeed. Buzzfuckingfeed.
This is so f*cking cute 13 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Buzzfeed + girl looking like Wallace from Wallace & Gromit when she smiles (pause at 0:18 if you don't believe me).
I will watch the rest of it, but it will be difficult.
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I will watch the rest of it, but it will be difficult.
Because they did it so many times 5 comments
God has forsaken him 5 comments
Go screw yourself.