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Perspective illusion 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
My mind has just lost its virginity. I'm getting mindfucked.
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Bone skull ring 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Just like the Avatar, the buy button has vanished and will stay vanished for 100 years.
Having a job is awesome, except for the fact that it's not 5 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Me: Finally, it's Saturday.....
Girlfriend: Wanna go shopping for the entire weekend? You haven't-
*I slam my entire body into my couch, start up my PS3, and start playing Skyrim.*
Me: Sorry, Dragonborn is slaying dragons. Please call again when electricity is discovered and phones are invented.....and then after the beep.
Girlfriend: FUCK YOU TOO!
Me: Maybe at 7?
Girlfriend: Wanna go shopping for the entire weekend? You haven't-
*I slam my entire body into my couch, start up my PS3, and start playing Skyrim.*
Me: Sorry, Dragonborn is slaying dragons. Please call again when electricity is discovered and phones are invented.....and then after the beep.
Girlfriend: FUCK YOU TOO!
Me: Maybe at 7?
Be happy as this man with an onion 29 comments
Holy Cannoli! 1 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Must.....resist........making dick jokes........Fuck it. THAT'S LIKE MY DICK AFTER FRIDAY NIGHT!
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Lost games 24 comments
It's The Thought That Counts..... 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Me: Look, it's nice and all, but this could sell for a good 2500 gold at the least.
Dragon: I will personally fuck your mom if you take it.
Me: What? I just sold it to a pocket merchant.
Dragon: *flies off to my house and fucks my mom*
*9 months later*
Me: Hi Mom, how are you?
Mom: Well, this dragon-human hybrid is a pain-
Me: Wait, what?
Mom:Yeah. 9 months ago a dragon literally crashed into my house and buttfucked me.
Me: Well, did he say where he was going next?
Mom: Well, he did say when the baby is born, he will try to kill you.
Me: Well, fuck me.
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Dragon: I will personally fuck your mom if you take it.
Me: What? I just sold it to a pocket merchant.
Dragon: *flies off to my house and fucks my mom*
*9 months later*
Me: Hi Mom, how are you?
Mom: Well, this dragon-human hybrid is a pain-
Me: Wait, what?
Mom:Yeah. 9 months ago a dragon literally crashed into my house and buttfucked me.
Me: Well, did he say where he was going next?
Mom: Well, he did say when the baby is born, he will try to kill you.
Me: Well, fuck me.
After seeing this post... 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
"Uh, yeah, Dragonborn, he's kinda back again. Yeah, there'll be gold in it for you. Yes, it's Alduin. No, I don't know how he came back. Yes, I know this is the 90th time. Yes, there are other dragons."
Over glorified game of fetch 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Look, I'd rather spend my time being the Fateless One of the Dragonborn. I'm not gonna sit around and watch musclebound, 300 lb. men go at it, I'd go to Japan and watch sumo wrestling.
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Well they don't call it "sober school" 18 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
There's a game called rival schools. I doubt anyone will know what I'm talking about!
leik if ur creying rite no 19 comments
Dumb ? 28 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I've a stand of books on quantam physics for everyone who needs their IQ back up.
You think this is a game 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Wild Furby appears!
Go! Sero!
Sero used Nuke that Mutherfucker!
It's super effective!
Furby will never die!
Rony used Minigun x 250 on Furby!
Furby used Saw Stare!
Sero died.
Go! Sero!
Sero used Nuke that Mutherfucker!
It's super effective!
Furby will never die!
Rony used Minigun x 250 on Furby!
Furby used Saw Stare!
Sero died.
Feeling unwanted for weeks :'( 40 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I have lost faith in humanity( still losing it now) because people have to go through feeling helpless, not wanted, or shitty and there's not enough people to help them.
Justice Beaver 1 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I'm sure there are no comments because the people are trying to draw Justice Beaver.
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The many voices of the beautiful Tara Strong 18 comments
He deserves better than being bullied, please support him 52 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
He doesn't deserve this complete and utter bullshit. Try being considerate. Maybe he was in an anime mood. And by that logic, YOU can't have a photo of a shirtless guy anywhere. That would be objectifying men. Sorry, but logic win this one.
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He deserves better than being bullied, please support him 52 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I'm sorry, but if guys like that(who need more thanks) weren't around, those girls wouldn't be able to even use the pile of plastic and electricity nearest to them. Thank them and suck it up that he wore that shirt. Until it offends girls to the point where he looks like a wife beater, shut up, sit down, and enjoy your technology.
A truer post has never been posted 41 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I'm Haitian and Indian. There. Done! Not like .5 german or anything like that.
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Sums racism up 42 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Ever heard of the Black Panthers? Most likely not. They are the black form of the KKK. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the Black Panthers can't be known because they are racist against white.
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Sums racism up 42 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Me:*I'm black by the way* Hi. Uh, I like you.
Girl:*She is white* Oh, thanks! I like you too!
Other Guy:*He is white* You two are disgusting. Stop kissing that dirty abomination.
*Me slaps him*
Other Guy: I GOT DIRT ON MY PERFECTNESS
*I turn around and leave*
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Girl:*She is white* Oh, thanks! I like you too!
Other Guy:*He is white* You two are disgusting. Stop kissing that dirty abomination.
*Me slaps him*
Other Guy: I GOT DIRT ON MY PERFECTNESS
*I turn around and leave*
Sums racism up 42 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Just that we have to deal with racism disgusts me to the point where I've literally lost faith for every human and every other thing on this tiny rock in the middle of space. I need some way to restore it.