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Not even all Wisconsin, just us in the southeast corner. Or, more accurately, just us guyz down'ere inna sowteastern part.

Was there a kitten fighting ring?

The way you win the game od Monopoly is by bankrupting the other players. Or, if you run out of time, to have more money and property than the others. The purpose of playing Monopoly is to win the game, right?
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Are we going to bitch at the chess club because all they try to do is kill the other player's king? Ooooohhh...sometimes it's two white knights, a white queen and a white king all ganging up on a black king, so there's some racist hatred built in. Are we supposed to imagine that a Halo player shouldn't use any advantage he has against the other players?

Face first, then part of hand, then...heh heh heh...

When you start a sentence with "if," it's assumed that what comes after tha is true.

Plus, at really poignant movie or meaninful event we can all cry together, and yet...

The human eye can SEE infinite shades...maybe we can't DIFFERENTIATE more than a few hundred.

Careful guys...that's a professional photographer with lots of great lighting equipment, professionally done makeup, etc. In real life, she might only be a 9.5.

1. It's illegal to abandon a vehicle in a roadway.
2. I wonder how your insurance treats your stolen car if you left it in the road with engine running. Worst case is NOT having it stolen and losing 100% of its value. Worse yet is somone stealing it, hitting a family and killing, say, the wife and one child, plus disabling the husband and another child. Talk about loss of income and need for large expenses for the rest of their lives.

This is not your father's Oldsmobile. It IS, howver, his set of false teeth.

For some reason my black ones won't work.

I never had any tax form class, but you can do it by following directions and using reading comprehension. When the form says "in box 34, enter the higher of the number in box 30 or $3500" or "If box 55 is greater than your AGI from box 4, enter the number from box 55 into box 56; otherwise enter 0" then you just do that thing. Each step really isn't difficult or complex, even though the entire form seems daunting if you look from a distance. Understanding what sorts of things might save you taxes are things you ought to be able to research because of your self interest.
Some things we might need to learn after school, too.

Too bad he didn't reolace "Shot himself at 14" with "Graduated engineering school at age 16, med school at 19, perfected the artificial kidney at 23, the never-needs-replacing heart at 25, the cure for Malaria at 27, a device that purifiees water and converts the impuities to energy at 33, and an internet filter for terrible logic at 39."

Sacrificed / euthanized...it's all good for the "when am I ever going to use this" cohort.

A few people have already tried that. The extra punishment is a pitchfork up the @$$ for each of the first three times, then it's double.

Yeah...and Miley does.

As if every f^(k!ng scientist since Tesla PUT TOGETHER couldn't solve that problem if it werew solvable.

i recall when this happened, and there was a big backlash against the bigger kid. People asked why he didn't walk away, but you see him get punched when he tries to leave. Evidently, this bullying by the sinny kid PLUS HIS FRIENDS had been going on a long time.

Upon spotting them: There! Dicks!

Was there a "Maximum Weight" notice that she ignored?

Imagine if we had exaclty a 24-hour natural rythm. Instead of the 25-hour rythm making us re-synch by an hour each day, we'd stay naturally in synch. But then when traveling several time zones away, instead of taking about an hour per day to synch to local time, it would be an enormous hurdle.

Sure, if you forget the "except after C" exclusion, and totally neglect the "or when sounded as ay as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh.'" You have to do the whole saying.

Take a study hall and five classes instead of six classes? Don't spend hours on Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat/Pinterest/tumblr? Pick the one or two activities you like most rather than those PLUS the ones you think will look good on a college applicaton?

This makes a good point. I have the "talent" of coming up with a much better put down when someone insults me, or a very clever and cutting comment for someone who does something stupid. Over the years I've never regretted keeping my mouth shut, even when it would have seemed so smart to other people witnessing the exchange. This story really sums it up neatly.

I have no idea who put it there...I'm stumped.

Hold these in your mind simultaneously:
Concept 1: All people must listen to and repsect my point of view, even if they disagree with it.
Concept 2: I can ignore all other points of view because if it's not mine it must be wrong.

Contrast the two downsides of the situation. With the white family, the guy might hit you if you interefere, call you names, other such stuff. With a black family, it's all that PLUS other stuff. If some Racial Activist sees you interefere or sees a recording of it later (Youtube, etc.), he might criticize that action on the media, some group might portray it as racist, somebody could release your name and home address, another community activist might insist that your employer fire you or face a big boycott and media smear (even though the incident has nothing to do with where you work). Stuff like that happens when someone uses the N word. Well, not just anybody, but a white person (who might have just been quoting rap lyrics.) Or, if someone says something accurate, but a segment of people purposely wants to misunderstand it to advance an agenda. And all that is just from WORDS...imagine if some white guy pushed the black dad, or pushed the wife down (the way the black guy did to th

Comment type 1: Women are continually objectified for their appearance.
Comment type 2: He needs to shave. His beard--Ewww.

The Corgi cuteness game is such that we are watching, being amused by, and commenting on...its sphincter.

They appear to have succeeded.

They weren't in two straight lines when they melted the wizard.

Yeah, cuz all schools can keep an eye on all students at all times.
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<Voice of Principal Skinner> "Thank God for field trip permission slips."

Asinine.

Tomorrow's complaint: I went to a store and nobody would make themselves available to answer my questions.

Be as shallow as you want as you worship at the altar of Self. Darn adults, like what are they even good for...besides providing you with a phone, transportation, food, a place to live, medical care...