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vattenfontän in swedish 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not even all Wisconsin, just us in the southeast corner. Or, more accurately, just us guyz down'ere inna sowteastern part.
I think I am in love 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Was there a kitten fighting ring?
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Friends don't let friends play Monopoly 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The way you win the game od Monopoly is by bankrupting the other players. Or, if you run out of time, to have more money and property than the others. The purpose of playing Monopoly is to win the game, right?
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Are we going to bitch at the chess club because all they try to do is kill the other player's king? Ooooohhh...sometimes it's two white knights, a white queen and a white king all ganging up on a black king, so there's some racist hatred built in. Are we supposed to imagine that a Halo player shouldn't use any advantage he has against the other players?
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Good memories 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Face first, then part of hand, then...heh heh heh...
If a rooster lays an egg 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When you start a sentence with "if," it's assumed that what comes after tha is true.
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Make the world a better place 42 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Plus, at really poignant movie or meaninful event we can all cry together, and yet...
Greycist 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The human eye can SEE infinite shades...maybe we can't DIFFERENTIATE more than a few hundred.
Misunderstood polar bear 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What do you expect him to do? Jump in a fight the bear?
Ginny Weasley 2013 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Careful guys...that's a professional photographer with lots of great lighting equipment, professionally done makeup, etc. In real life, she might only be a 9.5.
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Good guy Hammond 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
1. It's illegal to abandon a vehicle in a roadway.
2. I wonder how your insurance treats your stolen car if you left it in the road with engine running. Worst case is NOT having it stolen and losing 100% of its value. Worse yet is somone stealing it, hitting a family and killing, say, the wife and one child, plus disabling the husband and another child. Talk about loss of income and need for large expenses for the rest of their lives.
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Strangest car 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is not your father's Oldsmobile. It IS, howver, his set of false teeth.
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new emojis are coming later this year (black emojis!! we got our wish!!!!) 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For some reason my black ones won't work.
Education nowadays 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I never had any tax form class, but you can do it by following directions and using reading comprehension. When the form says "in box 34, enter the higher of the number in box 30 or $3500" or "If box 55 is greater than your AGI from box 4, enter the number from box 55 into box 56; otherwise enter 0" then you just do that thing. Each step really isn't difficult or complex, even though the entire form seems daunting if you look from a distance. Understanding what sorts of things might save you taxes are things you ought to be able to research because of your self interest.
Some things we might need to learn after school, too.
Have you heard his story? 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Too bad he didn't reolace "Shot himself at 14" with "Graduated engineering school at age 16, med school at 19, perfected the artificial kidney at 23, the never-needs-replacing heart at 25, the cure for Malaria at 27, a device that purifiees water and converts the impuities to energy at 33, and an internet filter for terrible logic at 39."
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The feels are strong with this one (RIP Judge) 43 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sacrificed / euthanized...it's all good for the "when am I ever going to use this" cohort.
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When* i go to hell 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A few people have already tried that. The extra punishment is a pitchfork up the @$$ for each of the first three times, then it's double.
The truth has been spoken 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah...and Miley does.
The infinite energy dream 43 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As if every f^(k!ng scientist since Tesla PUT TOGETHER couldn't solve that problem if it werew solvable.
thats what should happen to bullies! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
i recall when this happened, and there was a big backlash against the bigger kid. People asked why he didn't walk away, but you see him get punched when he tries to leave. Evidently, this bullying by the sinny kid PLUS HIS FRIENDS had been going on a long time.
Two of my favourite things 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Upon spotting them: There! Dicks!
Improve yourself and be healthy 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Was there a "Maximum Weight" notice that she ignored?
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Just In Case You Didn't Know About This 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Imagine if we had exaclty a 24-hour natural rythm. Instead of the 25-hour rythm making us re-synch by an hour each day, we'd stay naturally in synch. But then when traveling several time zones away, instead of taking about an hour per day to synch to local time, it would be an enormous hurdle.
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Amazing. 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sure, if you forget the "except after C" exclusion, and totally neglect the "or when sounded as ay as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh.'" You have to do the whole saying.
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They Aren't Robots 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Take a study hall and five classes instead of six classes? Don't spend hours on Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat/Pinterest/tumblr? Pick the one or two activities you like most rather than those PLUS the ones you think will look good on a college applicaton?
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Life lesson 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This makes a good point. I have the "talent" of coming up with a much better put down when someone insults me, or a very clever and cutting comment for someone who does something stupid. Over the years I've never regretted keeping my mouth shut, even when it would have seemed so smart to other people witnessing the exchange. This story really sums it up neatly.
A severe case of morning wood 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have no idea who put it there...I'm stumped.
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Friendly reminder how awesome Iceland is 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hold these in your mind simultaneously:
Concept 1: All people must listen to and repsect my point of view, even if they disagree with it.
Concept 2: I can ignore all other points of view because if it's not mine it must be wrong.
How People React To Child Abuse Between Different Races Is Heartbreaking 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Contrast the two downsides of the situation. With the white family, the guy might hit you if you interefere, call you names, other such stuff. With a black family, it's all that PLUS other stuff. If some Racial Activist sees you interefere or sees a recording of it later (Youtube, etc.), he might criticize that action on the media, some group might portray it as racist, somebody could release your name and home address, another community activist might insist that your employer fire you or face a big boycott and media smear (even though the incident has nothing to do with where you work). Stuff like that happens when someone uses the N word. Well, not just anybody, but a white person (who might have just been quoting rap lyrics.) Or, if someone says something accurate, but a segment of people purposely wants to misunderstand it to advance an agenda. And all that is just from WORDS...imagine if some white guy pushed the black dad, or pushed the wife down (the way the black guy did to th
Meninist Activism dot org 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Comment type 1: Women are continually objectified for their appearance.
Comment type 2: He needs to shave. His beard--Ewww.
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What Happens To A Corgi's Butt When He Barks Is So Amusing 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Corgi cuteness game is such that we are watching, being amused by, and commenting on...its sphincter.
Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2014 is "Ebola Fighters." 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They appear to have succeeded.
Hogwarts in another version 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They weren't in two straight lines when they melted the wizard.
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Or maybe, just maybe, your daughters are wh*res 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, cuz all schools can keep an eye on all students at all times.
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<Voice of Principal Skinner> "Thank God for field trip permission slips."
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I was abducted as a child 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Asinine.
Racist white people 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tomorrow's complaint: I went to a store and nobody would make themselves available to answer my questions.
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Their parent probably complained about not always having things as well that they had 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Be as shallow as you want as you worship at the altar of Self. Darn adults, like what are they even good for...besides providing you with a phone, transportation, food, a place to live, medical care...