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guest · 9 years ago

This happened with my grandparents. My grandmother was a twin and I knew it all my life. I didn't know my grandfather was a twin until his funeral. My brothers wouldn't stop crying and hid.

A Good Question 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

When I first read this, I didn't understand that they were talking about his beard. Most men I know are walking Sasquatches & some actually do shave or shear their body hair down. And yes, there was one little part of me wondering about the loincloth.

Seriously, thanks 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Goodness, gracious, glad I'm not the only one. Several Anime people I hang out with are "purists" and would rather have subtitles. I hate that. I get so tired of reading fast to keep up with the 'dialogue' and what is happening. Just dub it and let me enjoy the story.

Power-washing in Manhattan 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Dawn dish washing liquid

Makes me nervous every time. 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The reason I use handycapped stalls are two-fold. I'm a big person. The regular stalls are too small for me to sit in comfortably. Sometimes I hit & cut myself on the menstration trash can. I actually have scars on my one leg from hitting that thing in the college dorm bathroom. We had to petition to get them removed b/c I wasn't the only one. And sometimes they're too narrow that I can't properly widen my legs for hygene practices.
The other reason is people with kids. If you've tried going to the bathroom with a two year old, its hard in a normal stall. If I do go and a handycapped person comes in, I'll appologize but until then, its the best place to go.

Science is going to get us in trouble 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

They did read comics, that's why they're doing it.

Life hacks 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Pour popcorn into a bowl, b/c shaking it over a trash bag doesn't actually work. Most fridges now adays don't have metal shelves. Last year when I needed to buy a new fridge, didn't find a single one with metal wire shelves. Fray check, from a sewing store, works better then nail polish since polish cracks. Most people don't have cassettes anymore and if you put holes in the toilet tube pointed towards you it works better. Styrofoam stamp pads are awkward and clumsy. My kids and I ended up with more mess then prints. Use lino blocks from an art store. And have you ever tried cutting through a seat belt! They're tough & it will unravel. Better to use the lego key holder instead. More versitile.

Life hacks 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And have you ever actually tried these? 'Cause I have and most of them suck!

Jensen Ackles has a perfect face 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My ideal body weight... Jensen Ackles on top of me.

Jensen Ackles has a perfect face 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Really, that is all you find wrong with him? In the end, think of it as the Persian Flaw. That one little detail that makes it not 100% perfect 'cause otherwise he'd be God.

Clever 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Except that there is a comma in there. So it negates the double positive. The comma seperates ideas, its not as powerful as a period but still seperates.

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Science wins again 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The only reason I'd choose Halo is b/c there may be chances of new Red vs Blue episodes. Otherwise I have no idea.

Basically... 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This is a perfect way to describe it.

Living in a dorm be like 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

If you pop, slide the hinge, you can take it out, eat some, then pop slide it back in. It takes patience and some jewelry making supplies. One of my room mates has been making accusitions that someone has the key & takes photos of her ice cream.

Is this funny to you? 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I still don't get it.

Hide yo sins Hide yo demons 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

He looks a little bit like Chuck Norris.

Soft kitty, warm kttty 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Interesting fact. If a feline can roar, it can't purr. And if it can purr, its unable to roar.

Look at all that funny 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My transvestitie friend upgraded to better boobs and gave me his old pair. I wear them on interviews & dates. Both go better now.

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Those teenagers are sneaky.. 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

OMG! I have a vase just like that! <snicker> I was helping a friend pack to move and she got boxes & packing penuts from the flea market she works near. I found this beautiful glass vase pre-packed. We couldn't figure out where it came from then figured it was some glass vase from the flea market. Took me a week to figure out that it wasn't just a glass vase. I still have it- unused.

Puberty was hard for everyone 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I don't think that's what they're going for. Remember, the stuff is WHITE.

Every family 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Read a de-clutter guru book. He called it sack incests.

And that's how friendships usually start 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'd be worried. Blast is TERRIBLE beer.

Bobby and his phone go waay back 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Use crunchy penut butter to get gum out of hair. Peanut butter breaks down gum. The crunchies work as pumic to help break it down.

Anyone else 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

A freind used to have unusually thick calluses on his hands. We'd take a piece of red thread and then sew under his skin, in the callus. It was kinda creepy but kinda neat.

*there's 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

you are= you're

It's party time!! 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I was thinking, "Fuck yeah, Time to take my pants off!"

The diversity of Fox news anchors 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Looks like the casting director for Supernatural works there.

The diversity of Fox news anchors 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Hey, no cheating, putting the same woman in their twice...

Derp the dog 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I just can't figure out what he's derping. Did he rip into some bottles or something? It kinda goes too quick to really tell.

Asian seeing white people 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I was a white haired blonde in a black school. They were always putting gum in my hair or taking cuttings. Some of the girls would offer to braid it then would just play with it till the bell rang.

Men will never understand 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Nope. Wrong. A period cramp feels like twisted rope. Lots of jiggling and a bit of pressure would actually feel a bit good. Though heat works too. I sit in the hot tub a certain way and it feels so soothing.

Ice cream sale 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You can fit more in if you organize it.

Such a cute thing!! 27 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I always hated that episode. All those fat people, loosing a pound a day and loving it. And the little fat pieces becoming living babies to a race of beings that want babies. Then the Doctor comes along and ruins it and nearly kills everyone! Sometimes he needs to keep his nose to himself. I'd VOLENTEER to be an Adipose donator.

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Bronies 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I watch TMNT b/c it has fun and happiness and simple stuff. Don't get me wrong, I love Doctor Who and Supernatural and The Walking Dead and Vikings and Longmire etc but sometimes you need a sweet candy that is happy and fun and just full of sprinkles.

Bronies 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

All the bronies I know wouldn't do this. They're sweet men. I'm convinced that they are men that would have little girls that they'd spoil rotten- if they had married and had children. Its like they're tuned into an alternet universe version of them selves that are daddies with little girls who watch the show. The bronies I know like it b/c its fun and happy and full of pretty things and they watch over the ponies & check in with them like they're family they're calling up or Facebooking.
Though, there are weird-o's out there too.

When I saw a very morbidly obese guy exercising at the park 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I have para-thyroid tumor. The one type that causes you to be obese. I minored in gym and can do the splits and bench press 100 reps at 100 lbs easy (can't go above 100 lbs b/c screwed up rotator cuff.) I get SO TIRED of people giving me "You can do it!" I try to give THEM gym advice, like classes to attend or places to get better gym clothes etc. And they just keep talking to me, like I never stepped inside a gym b/f. UG!

Constructing times square 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I never understood buildings like these. Going from one room to three wide- a triangle shape.

Marco the food police chief 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'd add fries. Or cut them all in half.

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A candle made of melted crayons 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And remember, wax contracts when cooling so you will never get a square block candle. You'll have divets by the wicks. And if you pour color onto another cooled block, score it first otherwise the second pour of wax won't adhear and you'll have wax chunks that only stay together b/c of the wick.

A candle made of melted crayons 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I make specialty candles... This is a horible idea. Candle wax & crayon wax are two different things and of different melitng point & viscosity. If you want candles that look like this, color blocks, learn how to make candles. There are lots of websites out there. And as for scents, you can go to hobby stores for scents. Essentual oils also work but hobby store scents are made to blend with the wax. Other wise, some scents will pool in little droplets in the wax and they sometimes burn funky. So rather then getting that nice vanilla smell, you get burnt cotton smell.

The most disappointing picture taken at a wedding 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

He's a gay man. They wouldn't let the other groom in...

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Best babysitter 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Faceswap this bitch!

Women 25 comments

guest · 9 years ago

We did. Check your history books. However, we still have that baby raising problem...

My FAVOURITE American saying!! :)) 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

My favorite saying...

My FAVOURITE American saying!! :)) 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Te futueo et caballum tuum

Weddings make you hungry 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'd frame that. She does look a little like Snow White talking to animals, though.

I might be trash 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Friend has a Dulci & Gabana sunglasses. I thought they were Dollar General.

Those crazy eyes 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Forget the street. This is my mom every day. She blocked me twice yesterday just from getting in the house. I stood there, telling her I need to pee for 3 min b/f she moved.

The quietest room in the world 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I've heard it doesn't work for people with tinnitus- ringing in the ear. I've heard a high pitch scream since I was about 6.

Oscar time 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You take a tomato bath if you've been sprayed by a skunk. FYI.