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inb4 "Feminists are all dumb bitches LOL"
Go screw yourself.

So... the simple possibility of being an atheist or committing blasphemy proves God has no power over us, right?

very space
much zero gravity
wow

Because every gay man will dye his pet with rainbow colors. Yeah. Totally.

I read "This image can be a Tool album cover", and I still agree.

Toy Story 3.

Bullshit. The decibel scale is logarithmic, meaning that the volume in dB is not proportional to the intensity of the sound. More specifically, when the number of sound sources is doubled, the number of decibels is raised by three. Two billion is about 2^31, so from 1 cat, you will double the number of cats 31 times, thus raising the volume by 3 times 31 = 93 dB, thus reaching about 160 or 170 dB. Assuming that all the cats are on the exact same spot.

There is still room for at least three cars (between these four), so I guess these amateur pranksters are incredibly dumb.

Thanks for the title, we are fucking dumb.

So what the fuck are these big butts Sir Mix-A-Lot was talking about?

How to make the word "odd" odd itself: spell it O-D-D-D.

Drinking wine with straws? God-fucking-dammit, no one does this in a civilized country.

Actually, the center of mass of the object (cat + box) is still above the bed, because the cat is-- well, nevermind. "lol screw physics rofl"... *sigh*

"dumber humans for FURUTE generations"

Actually, the right image is me at 7PM, and the left image is me at 8PM. Especially on fridays.

Worst drug ever.

If some are wondering, the formulas on the blackboard seem to be Special Relativity stuff (the square root of 1 minus something really looks like the standard time dilation factor).

SCIENCE, SEX AND MAGIC.
This is why Satan is an anagram for Santa, kids.

Illuminati confir-- nope, screw this comment and screw myself.

The grammar nazi in me is screaming.

The calculator can reduce any fraction, and you are still annoyed by the fact that you have one more key to press to get a decimal approximation? Screw you, JonTron.

*sigh* Why the sexist title? Everyone does this. Everyfuckingone.

As many ambidextrous people as left-handed people?
Aaaaaand that's a nope. People here are liars.

Godfuckingdammit, why such a nice and happy tune? THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT AN ACIDIC SOLUTION DISSOLVING THE CORPSE OF AN ANIMAL.

Either he is permastoned, or he is the funniest guy on Twitter.

Already posted some time ago, and it has not ceased to be a huge piece of bullshit.

I need a poutine restaurant somewhere in my hometown.

I have never seen such a good explanation of gerrymandering since that video by CGP Grey.

I don't know if the meme is really adapted, but the idea is great!

We are all made of the same decaying flesh, right? So I guess circumstances may play some role in this shit. Also, go and tell this crap to someone who grew in a favela. "You're still homeless at 21? Goddammit, stop playing victim and get your shit together! Don't be a potato, be an egg!"

midnight_snacks, according to this post and the one before, it seems like you are kind of depressed yourself, no? Please take care.

Firstly, it's about equity (giving equal opportunities to everyone), not equality.
Secondly, Aristotle thought women were inferior to men, about halfway between the status of a man and that of a slave ("we do not give a fuck about your opinion, but we leave you the right to express it, so you got that going for you, which is nice").
Finally, I always cringe when I read that Aristotle was a polymath. NO, HE WAS NOT. He was a good philosopher, and had some clever ideas (for his time, because we're talking about the philosophical zeitgeist 24 centuries ago), but he was a total dick in science, and science as a whole has been delayed by our faith in what he told us. Shit like there are four elements, two of them attracted towards the bottom (earth and water) and the other two attracted upwards (fire and air). Shit like heavier objects fall faster. Shit like the "rational soul" is in the heart.

wow very meme much amaze

This website is good for my English vocabulary: I am not a native speaker, and I did not now "cold turkey" could mean something else than literal cold turkey. Thanks, OP.

This site could be renamed Substance.com because nothing will be funny to me anymore after this violent discharge of feels.

Buzzfeed + girl looking like Wallace from Wallace & Gromit when she smiles (pause at 0:18 if you don't believe me).
I will watch the rest of it, but it will be difficult.

This is the best one I have ever seen.

"I wanted a girl, goddammit. Get your shit together, God."