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Are you feeling it now, Mr. Trump?

It just wants to check out the other pussy

I dunno, even though I'm bi I've never liked 2 people at once..

Well, I kinda have a crush on one of my best friends...
So...

Am I the only one who thinks the "chubby" body type is cute as hell?

Heck, I live in Toronto and I still think its too hot.

What is the fifth object?

*SCREECHING* GINTAMAAAA

There are so many holes in this story?? Who was the original teacher, and where did she/he go? How did he manage to give you a C on a report card, if he just "wandered in"? Also, grade one geography? Really? I live in Canada and we only start learning geography in grade 7. Also by the way he/she says 'geography teacher', it leads you to think that he is a rotational teacher, which makes no sense. (Supposed) first grade geography is not so hard that you need another teacher for it.
Sorry if it sounds kind of like a rant, I'm just sick of tumblr making up stupid stories for attention or what not.

I can just imagine the director like
"Release the Johnny"

Not to mention that when you turn the wheel it'll probably fall off

I do have a friend who is the complete opposite. She's got a hard shell, all sarcasm and sass but she is actually the biggest sweetheart I know.

I feel you.
I brought my laptop to my web design class and there were pieces of paper stuck to the webcam and the mic was turned off and everyone looked at me weird

Pfft try trumpet player. Not to mention I play a duet with a bass clarinet. It's a sad life.

Cats are just the tsunderes/himederes of the animal kingdom

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that the molesters name is Jesus

I had to read this like 20 times

Half-Pureblood? I've read all the books but only watched a few movies

Let's not forget the cutscenes in Kuroshitsuji

Would 15 work the other way around as we'll? If a seemingly rough biker gang member is super sweet to a waiter, would that make him an amazing person deep down?

I will never look at checkers the same again

It's funny 'cause it won't load

I thought they were serious at first, but then I realized they were joking.
Then I hoped they were joking.
Please tell me they were joking.

Explains why I'm still fucking alive

Merely a glitch in the matrix

Not to mention they dropped out because it was too easy

Why are we not discussing the fact that one of the guys' first name is Gayview

I'm in grade seven and I want to puke every time one of my friends talks about dating. Everyone calls me a lesbian because of this but seriously we're all twelve calm your flat chest.

Ugh I know right. I hate chilly weather.

I don't think a big-tit gymnast exists. Well, it isn't common.

Row row row your boat also works

Social media runs on computers too...

Am I the only one to notice that he put mother and sister in the last part?

Oscar makes it sound like he's going to murder my mom

My older sister doesn't play video games so I'm always player one

Ok //drops entire family//

//sweats maple syrup nervously//

It appears we are in the world where Zachary Hale Comstock is making pie filling recipes for Duncan Hines.

Ironic bc Hijikata is the one who is famous for smoking

I really hope that the tumblr user writing Mickey Mouse smut is joking

What would Canada's be?
Red: Maple syrup
White: Moose

Also makes sense since Bing is used only to search for pornography

However humans with shark teeth are undeniably attractive (see: Rin Matsouka)

I have the same patio set as you

Everyone questions my sexuality anyway

When I saw the second panel, "talk dirty to me" immediately started playing in my head

//heavy breathing// omg free