If you never liked poetry before, these examples will change your mind.

The last one is true, except for the golf course part

I'll be the first one in the theater if they make a Good Burger 2

Dude.. You need a tictac

violets are violet
not fucking blue
if you argue with me
I'll punch you

bacon is bacon
eggs is eggs
don't let a n*gga
between your legs
he'll say you're pretty
he'll say you're fine
but nine months later...
it ain't mine!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You really thought
I would cry over you
I said that I lied you
You thought it was true
Well guess what player
You got played too
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Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me
One is red
One is blue
One is chewing up my shoe
Now I'm running for my life
Cuz the red ones got a knife

Roses are red
Violets at blue
Poems are hard
BACON!

they ran out of letters on the 6th one xD

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I thought I was ugly,
but then I saw you.
(My 8 year old sister)

The last poem. I want to marry him, what a fucking legend.
Sincerely, a woman.

I don't think a big-tit gymnast exists. Well, it isn't common.