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Feeling her D 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mulan is so into Tiana's tits.
Well then! 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Were the Jews not white?
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Mind blown 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's more like forced snowballing.
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Incredible 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She's pretty and the dog looks adorable. I think I want to marry her.
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My geography teacher just drew this map out of his mind 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well he is a geography teacher after all.
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The pains of shopping with women 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I've never understood a woman's desire to go shopping with her man. My gf/fiancee does this to me too and I'm just internally screaming the entire time. We've had conversations about it and I've had to tell her that I hate it. It was not a fun conversation.
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truth 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We've got our brains, which allows to invent things like swords and airplanes, so that we don't need horns or wings to fight our animalistic battles.
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Not okay 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say...
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Things are about to get really sad, but this is important. 55 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The truth should never be not safe for work.
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Disney Meets Hollywood 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol join the club, we had to read it for my short story/novel class in college and I didn't know what we were supposed to get out of it.
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Disney Meets Hollywood 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not really a scary movie, maybe a little disturbing. Kinda hard to describe what it's about. Probably best to just go read the synopsis on amazon or something. Oh and read the book. It's less frightening cause you spend half the time reading trying to figure out what all the slang terms mean.
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This is the droid cover I was looking for 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I need that so much.
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Grim but True 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How do you even forget how old you are? *honest question*
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Look at the fish I caught 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's a nice fish.
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Swiggity swooty 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They're capris.
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Double corgi fatality 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Need to make this into a *wasted* gif
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But what about the people with horrible voices and amazing handwriting... 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Heehee "hardness" "size" "grip"
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Well I guess it's the best place to have the shit scared out of you 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How could anyone NOT notice that? It's not like it's hidden or anything.
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Anyone else with me? 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So did Neo.
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This is Gold 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG lol the world NEEDS to see this.
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Swiggity swooty 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ahhhhhhh denim. What a time to be alive!
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mind blown 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
More like on a scale of stoned to double rainbow, how high are you? lol
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New measurement instead of banana! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"For scale" huh?
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One of the toughest exams 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*As a med student who just went through this* I approve. lol
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Clever girl 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Marry her!
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Why are People Against It? 126 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kinda hard to read the fine print when you're baptized at <1 year of age and are brainwashed from that point forward. (although, is it really brainwashed if there was nothing there to start with). *disclaimer I'm a Catholic who doesn't care that I was brainwashed.
U wot m8 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks kinda like the stabby guy from Futurama.
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The chest 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why isn't the brain in the chest?
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so joe and me have something in common 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
His head looks really small for some reason.
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The next generation of cruise ship. Would you go on it? 37 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Does the Hindenburg ring any bells?
Word p*rn. 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I didn't know poindexter was someone's actual last name.
Who's The Puppy? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can tell which one is the puppy because they're holding it so carefully.
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Read this post 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think he was referring to the building of the Coliseum. Sure as shit, Romans didn't get their soft hands callused up moving a bunch of rocks.
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My man has a point 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm willing to bet there's some gay bar out there that doesn't serve straight people, but nobody cares to complain.
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A Marvel Wishlist (add your own in the comments!) 46 comments
guest · 5 years ago
These are superhero movies, no whiny bitch movies. Had enough of that with Tobey McGuire. (more black widow was a good suggestion, I guess Hawkeye too, but he's kinda meh)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's probably because it's a terrible costume.
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This will blow your mind 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually, you're wrong. Standard issue US military grenades come with 2 safety measures. The pin, which is pulled first, is the first. The second is the spoon, which is the little curved handle that flips off when the grenade is tossed. The grenade won't detonate until that spoon is triggered.
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There's more than that buddy 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's just a blue whale. They're fun!
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This girl rocks 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unfortunately, it wouldn't work that way. Plus, all she had to do was visualize his face and then write his name.
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Dr. Awkward 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
count *facepalm
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Dr. Awkward 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do periods counts for nothing you animals!?
Wait... That is my food! 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You gotta watch Archer, marawhite.
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Wait... That is my food! 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was just a general reply Lana.
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Wait... That is my food! 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do you want your baby to get mauled? Because that's how babies get mauled Lana!
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Time to go to the store. 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would. ;)
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A bomb detonating over a truck 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Look at the shock wave.
Scribbles 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's adorable.
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Facts 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'd imagine it's the ejaculation and not the semen that's illegal in school zones. After all, they ban guns, not bullets.
Bilbo baggins inspiring kids around the globe 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It would've been awesome if he took out the ring then and just stared at it and whispered "my precious."
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Happy Kanye looks happy 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm beginning to think that Kanye is just trolling all of America.
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