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Fantasea! 7 comments
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· 4 years ago
That would be absolutely Fanta-stick.
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Let's go 16 comments
guest
· 4 years ago
Keep to the cities majority of the time where it is less dangerous than the outback. Remember most animals are more scared of you than you are of them and ensure you keep up with your first aid training. Keep your wits about you and learn about the local wildlife.
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Gotta stay socially contentious 5 comments
guest
· 4 years ago
You tell them drowning causes autism. Then have Jenny McCarthy drown her own children.
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Save martha 2 comments
guest
· 4 years ago
And as a result, I’m highly confident the next Comic Con will put an end to this due to liability concerns. But yeah, the 2 o’clock knee is really impressive!
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I wonder if the coroner laughed 6 comments
guest
· 4 years ago
I mean, I feel like if a doctor gave me a sharpie and said ‘circle the eye I’m supposed to operate on’ I would immediately question his credentials.
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Hmmm... What could it be 5 comments
guest
· 4 years ago
Isn’t it ironic how so many religions, which are supposed to be built on the idea of “love thy neighbour”, seem to be so full of hate?
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Is he the chosen one? 5 comments
Don’t give up ! 1 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Well, first of all, that sapling is an entirely different tree. And it had the (mis)fortune of sprouting from the trunk of a tree that was clearly chopped down for a reason. I’m gonna guess because it’s location wasn’t desirable or it grew too close to the pavement which choked its roots or cracked the concrete so someone decided it was best to remove it entirely. So if the moral of this story is make bad decisions about where to land in life then have kids who follow exactly in your footsteps, then I’d say it was mission accomplished.
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Time for another tea party 1 comments
Rip Jane Margolis 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
So basically the Walking Dead but with fortuitously placed helicopters and multimillion dollar contracts for spinoffs.
Let me try typing it... "nceasssraary" 6 comments
Found this on insta and thought it belonged here 17 comments
@aviva - happy birthday! 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
‘Yo @aviva! I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish. But @jmmcclain had one of the best birthday comic memes of all time!’
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A small reality check 8 comments
How many of this generation ? 5 comments
RealLee? 7 comments
How many chances that on your socks will be the same pattern as on the floor in the 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Pretty good if it's pdx's carpet. That's famous carpet at the Portland airport.
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So modern Germany, yeah 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I think it’s that joke language some teenagers started to use 2 or 3 years ago. An example is “I bims 1 Gast” instead of “ich bin ein Gast”.
I really hoped this trend was over but apparently not....
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I really hoped this trend was over but apparently not....
Basically the same way Pokémon get their name 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
It is, however, the Ancient Egyptian word for cat. And yes, it is onomatopoeic, i.e., it comes from the sound cats make :)