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Maybe that's where they all go 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I mean, how? How did your mind naturally go there? Oh, wait. Now I know how. *mental high five*
Ginger 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I won’t say I’m particularly passionate about this but I will say this. No one made memes like this when women said they wanted more representation in Hollywood. Or when Jews said they wanted to make sure people didn’t forget the Holocaust. Or when Native Americans got rights to run casinos in states that didn’t legalize gambling. Do I think we should make a main character black just to *seem* be edgy or progressive or whatever? No. But do I think black people should have a chance to show stories that people know and love as the lead character because they did a great job in the role? Absolutely. I think we should let the quality of their performance determine whether or not the decision to cast them was a good one. Just like all ya’all did with Ms. Marvel. So I’m just going to put that there and quietly back away...
Forreal! No one gives shi* LOL :D 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I love how you came to Arby’s defense like you totally don’t work their Twitter account on the weekends.
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Fantasea! 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That would be absolutely Fanta-stick.
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Gotta stay socially contentious 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You tell them drowning causes autism. Then have Jenny McCarthy drown her own children.
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Save martha 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
And as a result, I’m highly confident the next Comic Con will put an end to this due to liability concerns. But yeah, the 2 o’clock knee is really impressive!
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I wonder if the coroner laughed 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I mean, I feel like if a doctor gave me a sharpie and said ‘circle the eye I’m supposed to operate on’ I would immediately question his credentials.
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Is he the chosen one? 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The chosen one to have a hot ass car when he gets back.
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Don’t give up ! 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Well, first of all, that sapling is an entirely different tree. And it had the (mis)fortune of sprouting from the trunk of a tree that was clearly chopped down for a reason. I’m gonna guess because it’s location wasn’t desirable or it grew too close to the pavement which choked its roots or cracked the concrete so someone decided it was best to remove it entirely. So if the moral of this story is make bad decisions about where to land in life then have kids who follow exactly in your footsteps, then I’d say it was mission accomplished.
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Tooth fairy 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
For @famousone, its more like depends on whose.
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Yeah, I got an artisanal leather jacket I made with homegrown material. 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It gets more terrifying depending on whether or not it’s their own skin.
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Wooow 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The plane looks like a giant vibrator.
This person never read the dictionary 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I can’t believe no one had the mind to take ‘booty’ and run with it.
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Rock on 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
No, they did not.
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A small reality check 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Guests can comment.
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Batman needs some alone time 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Non-Consensual Rape Man has always been my favorite superhero.
Tigers are majestic as f**k 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I love how @catfluff felt compelled to get appropriately involved in this conversation.
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Wholesome_toads 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Not gonna lie - I wish I had a random stranger who’d send me random pics that made me laugh but also made me wonder quizzically who the hell are you and why are you sending these to me is this a mistake? And then they’d keep it up and eventually I’d have no choice but to engage them. And then we’d have a short conversation and do the I have no idea who you are but I kind of get who you really are thing for a bit. And then maybe I’d take a risk and send them something that I thought was funny too and hope that they liked it. And then I’d start to look forward to their next pic maybe around a certain time of day because they live far away in a totally different time zone but that’s okay because they seem nice but a little bit weird but kinda cool but like secret cool just like me and... Oh my god. Oh my god. I just described FunSubstance, didn’t I?
Well. Fuck. Me.
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Single 29 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I realize he’s been commenting for a week already but the fact that a fuzzy-glowed username, post-Greek god admin is actually getting involved in our comments makes me feel FANTASTIC! (Can ‘hallelujah’ be used as an adjective?)
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These feet were made for walking 1 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Visual proof that footbowl originated with the Ancient Egyptians over four millennia prior to the Mayans before it became the ‘football’ that we know and love today.
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Oof 100 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
At least your slope is linear. I’m over here using derivatives because the curve of my life is diminishing exponentially.
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*Slow clap 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Funny because for a while, I was thinking of naming my baby ‘Xvarnah Tornadoborn of the House of Feelsgoodsubstance, the First to Explain, Queen of the Internet Scandals, the Ruiner of Zues’ Bought Man, Lady of the Seven Memedoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Kittenstone, Queen of Good Memes, Poster of Puppies in Great Grass Seas, The Uncynical, Breaker of Bots, and Mother of Comments That Don’t Drag On’.
But then I changed my mind when I worried that having an X followed by a V in the first name might be too hard to pronounce.
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
So, is no one else here concerned that a woman literally delivered a child somewhere between the beef taquitos and the wild cherry slurpees at a convenience store and not one person thought to get her to a hospital? Like ‘naw fam, it’s early evening in mid-July so we gonna keep you right here so little Sevenelevenquisha has some TBT to put on her Instagram in 2026.’ Ummm, no. Thank you, come again!
Oof... 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
She was 24 and starstruck that the most powerful man in her country was paying attention to her. Should she have blown him? No. But should the married President of the United States have known better than to create a situation like that with a woman half his age? Yes.
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Crater from a 250 kilo WW2 bomb which detonated last weekend in a farmer's field in 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
More like what kind of a family are you in.
"Normalized" 33 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I love the irony that the university chose to create a free food shelf rather than reduce tuition, give more scholarships, forgive a percentage of your student loans if you complete a certain number of hours of community service, or just make all cafeteria food free. Students: ‘We’re starving and drowning in debt.’ University: ‘Here’s free Top Ramen. Do you prefer shrimp-flavored or beef?’
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Salty immense tender Ferret 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
‘I knew he would miss,’ thought Pinocchio as he sank his teeth into Gipeto’s jugular then slurped voraciously at the old man’s life force until he had had his fill. ‘I’ll always love you, Father,’ he said when he finished and looked into Gipeto’s regretful eyes as he took his final breath. ‘I’ll always love you,’ Pinocchio repeated...
...with all of my heart.
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Salty immense tender Ferret 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
‘Gipeto, I’m home!’ gurgled the pulsating half-human, half-heart boy monster as it slinked toward his bedroom in a trail of pus and blood. Gipeto squeezed the tears from his eyes, hid behind the door, cocked his shotgun, and waited.
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One of the greatest moments in cinema history 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I’ve never seen this movie but of the three, one looks like he knows he’s going to lose, one thinks he has a chance, and one we all know is going to win.
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