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The Avengers Club (lol Tony) 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

WHERE IS STEVE AND CLINT

He might not be a pokemon master but he is a friendzone master 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Btw, he lost.
But still, it is just to help her nursing kindergarteners.

Happy slapsgiving 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Wow, what a handy scene

when someone you barely know jokes on you 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

My whole class made fun of me and I couldn't get back at them because they would beat me up.

Pull off a velvet suit 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I thought there are people hiding under the curtains in the background

This about sums up the logic of religion 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

If you want to be atheist, go ahead.
Just stop being an asshole.

Oh Susan... 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Put christian reference and make fun of it.
The best joke ever in history!
I wonder why people don't do this a long time ago

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He Should Have 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

When they spent money: 50spent
When they write a novel: 50shades
When they can't buy a house: 50rent
Going to dentist: 50dent
Hungry and broke: 50can
Being an asshole: 50c**t
To be continues: 50cont
Become a magician: 50chant

How Beer makes you smarter 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It affects your digestive tract and bleed them like fuck.
Ever wonder why your poop is often black? Blood.

Naming my 4 children 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Marry a jessie, and change your name to james.
So you can always say when you come together, you both come "at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight"
Oh yes, buy a talking cat if you must.

How to write in Chinese 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Rames's japanese