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What to say 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just need to clear something up for Elyssajm; Sherlock Holmes first appeared in print in 1887.
Growing older is not that funny 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't bother trying to figure anything out until you've already tried the thing you thought you wanted to do.
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Companies nowadays 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The upstart has since sold the oar and bought a motor.
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Same... 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Worked for me. The fianc is feeling even more lucky lol
Rainworks makes rainy days so much better 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
GMM everyone. Wherever you are, whenever you are.
The perils of good balance 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
safety glass shatters into comparatively dull, equally sized chunks; as opposed to giant, blade-like shards.
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I hate to break it to you mate... 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They make each season to play more like a movie than a TV show. Each season is about the length of the extended edition of Return of the King
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I don't even feel bad 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you can't explain something to a child, you don't know it well enough.
A true guarding dog 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If grammar nazi corrected this it is to be sure that likes would have been received instead of dislikes. I've done what I can other guest.
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Strong girl lol 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The middle finger thing isn't an issue. In many cultures pointing with any singular finger can be offensive.
A grand decision indeed 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More like a soft decision
Wtf 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
BD, SM is the pain and whatnot
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You’re not going to make it. 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I take the water while doing what I can to fuck up the vehicle of the driver that chooses to do this to people.
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The universe and your place in it 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hard to explain, but you did a good job. Though through advanced calculations similar to those necessary for 'light speed' travel, one could approximate the correct coordinates for at least landing on the planet; and if you can time travel, getting from China to the US shouldn't be an issue.
Oh canada! 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Shooting them perhaps, but honestly its usually one blow to the head; not some savage long lasting beating.
Oh canada! 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This cartoon is showing that the seals are actually an issue for us. Wild hogs are free to kill in the southern states right now, what makes seals any more special?
Rekt 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You've obviously not spent much time around the medical and legal system of the United States of America.
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Gentlemen know 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This time, Apple wins. Shiny watch that only tells time, or the iMac of smartwatches? I'll take the one that can do more.
Words of warning 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The 'yoga mat' chemical has been removed, at least from Canadian Subway chains.
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How to Get Laid 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you aren't getting laid, there's problems.
Extreme waitressing, level Argentinian pizzeria 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, the use of gender specific terms for unisex jobs has become highly frowned upon. Waiters are waiters no matter the gender. Same for actors, firefighters, police officers, prostitutes, and really any other profession that has a separate name for each gender
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My humor knows no bounds. XP 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Bouillon means broth. It's not a 'spice' its an ingredient, and an exchangeable one at that. Buy chicken with bones and make your own broth.
Space day 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The reason they don't do it at night is because of the mass amount of looting that would happen, more so if it was an advertised event.
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This is something 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
While your logic is sound, this picture depicts a woman in what appears to a rural area. Perhaps it has less to do with the size of the settlement, and more to do with the size of the road.
But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, sorry Smickey
But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Most likely did it themselves after we answered their question.
But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And now shadow's comments have been deleted and we just look crazy
But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Shadow said they don't eat it because they're jewish and skinny. Then posted a question asking the question "Which racist down voted me?" assuming that someone was judging based on religion instead of perhaps disliking thin people.
Also, saying that eating a food is directly related to being unhealthy is a crock of shit. I eat basically whatever I want while maintaining a healthy 170lbs. I do it by working out for 30 minutes in a day 4 days per week. I eat 4-7 times a day (3 meals, 4 snacks), drink at least 1 liter of water every day, and have never counted calories. Pork is my favourite meat, and I eat it often. I also love vegetables. Everything in moderation.
And one more thing: if you're Jewish and not from Israel, it's not a racist issue, it's anti-Semitic. It has it's own definable term, use it in your future arguments.
But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Since you posted the racist* question you've been downvoted 3 times more. Perhaps one shouldn't assume things. What if they did it because they don't like pretentious skinny people. I'm skinny, but I eat Canadian bacon all the time. And other high fat foods for that matter, because I don't hate myself.
But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's the tenderloin actually, unless the places you eat are cheating people.
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But 'Murican bacon still tastes best 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Many Canadians are rather americanized. Though I proudly eat Peameal Bacon every chance I get. It's made from the tenderloin, which is a very lean cut of meat. Traditionally it was cured and rolled in peameal, but is now rolled in cornmeal instead.
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No, I feel cheated 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You shouldn't, deadpool had to question it in a comment rather than googling it to confirm.
Canadians be like 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If only you knew that your military trains with the Canadians, specifically for endurance training.
Canadians be like 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So does every country that hasn't completely eradicated them.
strange 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If this is being a bad cop, then I guess I'm a bad cop.
The happiest party in the world 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What about aquatic dogs like the Newfoundland?
Vegans take it too far sometimes 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dogs, being omnivores, could possibly handle it. Cats on the other hand could not. They are CARNIVORES. They eat meat. They get all the nutrients they need from what their food eats.
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And This Why You Don't Get An Octopus As A Pet 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Putting the lid on cut off it's supply of oxygenated water. Once the lid is off, a crevice like that would be an ideal spot for an octopus.
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Arguing with an engineer 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nature finds a way.
Child cook 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
West is proper name in it's full form of 'Weston'
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This kid was taking a beating 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pretty sure I just checked and they don't sell either.
This kid was taking a beating 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They sell cars and boats too?
Oh, canada 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Funny you should say that. Burger King is having fun trying.
Amazing drawings of cartoon characters 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Jessica Rabbit is ruined by looking like a large breasted 'Iggy Azalea'
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This kid was taking a beating 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What store sells all of this?
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Sorel-Amy as Toph Bei Fong from Avatar: The Last Airbender 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Too clean.
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Color-changing labels 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
At which point they are repackaged by the store and sold at a reduced rate.
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No room for feelings 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
$3.95 for that?
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Christopher Knight, after 27 years of isolation from humans 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For a long time, likely not. However, after so long he wouldn't have remembered anything other than isolation and would begin to be happy once more.
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I repost this every winter 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In this case swag is being used in the pirate terminologies, as in treasure, or presents.