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Measured by an intern majoring in Oceanography.

What I want to know is, how is their car always clean and running great? Have you ever tried to keep up a 1960's car?

OK, so soccer is more popular worldwide than American Football. What does that indicate?

The idea of nature appeals to everyone, but my guess is that this cartoon was created by, and is liked by, people who don't go outside to work (or even help their parents with yard work), but *do* drive cars and enjoy the products of industry...like WiFi, laptops, phones....

Clearly, this is how "econo" mats work after one to three uses.

I never did that in >40 years, and now I'm going to do this at least once in every meeting.

1st reaction: Those poor parents.
2nd reaction: Those @$$#0le parents for raising such a MFing $#!ty bitch baby.

And also, when the professor sees (or is shown) this story and the ones like it, he never believes a student's excuse again.

The horror of the aquarium inhabitants when preparing a fish based meal.

A suwoofer...weird, but kinda appropos.

Eez funny becaue she is liking other womans only!

and that was back when tats werwe actually countercultural, rather than piling onto the "Me Too" bandwagon.

Awwww...it's a black cat that walked under a railing that nad just been painted whie.
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If Warner Brothers has been telling me the truth all these years.

It's not made to interest/excite/turn-on Lesbians, you know.

How else will u find Siam or Yugoslavia?

Pretty sure that that people don't actually believe the groundhog's "prediction." Same as stepping on a crack in the sidwalk, etc. Not a knock against the creator of the pic, which is sort of funny, but pointing out this to commenters who say, "OMG it's true."

A bad guest to invite to a funeral. Also, can't share the agony over Zayne leaving 1D.

The line at the store was super slow, so I switched to another. The a person in THAT line needed a price check and couldn't find ID for a check so I switched lines again. Guess what happened...

He had a warrant for outstanding parking fines. If you have a warrant for your arrest, try to get LESS police attention and not more.

Gives new meaning to the church "Cannonizing" someone.

"Got a ring on my finger...screw trying to keep up any semblence of a figure."

Why were all three copies opened?

if you're bad at making art, you can still appreciate art done by others. If you're bad at math, you'll suck at doing some everyday tasks. If you're bad at science, you won't recognize certain things that are important to know as a voter and taxpayer. For example, a little chemistry lets you know that sodium and chlorine may be poisonous, but together they make salt...which is edible. Likewise, vaccines may contain chemicals which are harmful in one form (mercury), but are not in the form they are in when in a vaccine. A little bit of math lets you notice that the budget increase from the current administration exceeds 100% of the income of the top 5% of taxpayers. So when thepoliticians say thay'll pay for it with a small tax increase on the top 5%, plan for the middle class to pay...that's where the $$$ thanks to the huge number of taxpayers.

Also, just because YOU don't know the plan for ISIS, doesn't mean there isn't one. The fact that every detail isn't out there makes me feel better, not worse.

Then Muslim men would FORBID their women from covering their hair.

MLK's *peaceful* civil disobedience caused people to be embarrassed over how those people were being treated violently. I don't see how anyone can equate that with the two examples of coawardice/desertion/betraying one's country or selling one nation's secrets for profit.

"Were" is correct. It's the subjunctive tense...imagine if something that isn't true actually became true. "If I were rich, I would..." The infinitive To Be is one of the few verbs whose subjunctive tense is different than the regular conjugation.

That's the statistical problem of asking "successful" people after-the-fact for their method. There are lottery winners who had "a system," but the law of large numbers drives *someone* to be the winner, and their "system" is actually nothing more than random chance. Much better if someone will "do what you love," not because you think it will eventually pay off monetarily but because in the most likely scenario where it doesn't, you can still be happy living with your decisions.

Damn white racist guards.

Socialism=telling people what to do, but feeling right about it because it's for their own good.

Soooo.....then it's OK if I camp out in your backyard?

Now, how can we blame the US for all the trouble prior to the 1700's?

The person who REALLY embodies that sentiment wouldn't actually make a point of saying it.

There ARE women convicted of rape...they assisted their husband/boyfriend to rape a woman or child. Usually, their sentence is small compared to the male's. (I call him male rather than man.)
In my town, a man and woman were driving around looking for a boy to kill and then rape. The 8 year old they tried to lure into their car provided police with a good enough description of the car to where they were caught.

Also, some of those soldiers and Marines are 18 or 19...so they're teenagers too.

Obviously it's less odd with mixed drinks that with wine.

That's pretty stupid...bait the police when you have outstanding warrant for your arrest.

"Masturbating Man Beats Off Police"

It looks like that time-intensive wood burning is supposed to be displayed in someone's home...

This is a realistic aspiration. What's stopping you? That you might have to get a job now and again to pay for food and transport? That you won't have continuous Facebook and Twitter access?
Really...what's stopping you?

Because people will spend hours reading about, listening to interviews and commentary about, and discussing tiny elements of pop culture, but next to no time or effort for something momentous and important.

It says "users" destroyed it, not specifying "American." Any group destroying it would naturally put up a US flag as humor, irony, or attempt at politcal commentary.

Feminist: A woman should earn the same as a man for doing the same job.
Feminazi: The fact that women on average earn less than men on average is proof of discrimination, even though the averages include all jobs which are different between women and men.

1. You can also create the sound by throwing an empty clip on the hard ground or a rock.
2. You need to try to not be reloading at the same time as your partners.

{Voice of James Kirk} "KHAAAAANNNNN!!!"

I hope it wasn't a Swedish guy who just came from "Yail."

Luckily, no kid ever thought to use Legos to make a gun...

This is how the Equality Edict will be enforced in the future.

No Portugese criminals tried to steal a Portugese policeman's gun and shoot him with it to try to avoid arrest.

I could look at this 69 times.