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A defensive armadillo 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I put my Armadillo in Defense Position!
Detention slip I saw on Instagram. LIGHTEN UP 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*throws a cookie at someone so they can be more sweet*
College girls 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I met one of those. I said one thing about guys, he lost it.
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I have an irrational fear 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Wow. I thought I was the only one now.
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Having people visit 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Guest used Log In!
It does't affect FunSubstance.....
FunSubstance uses Crash Page!
It's super effective!
Haters don't hate you, they hate themselves, because you're a reflection of what they want 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*gets test back, earned a 98%*
Bully: It's only because you cheated.....
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Albino squirrel 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It has the strongest fetish for humans
"mmmm yeah be those humans, mmmm yeah what you just did was sooooo fucking humane"
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Wet food for life 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My pitbull loves bellyrubs and sandwiches(Peanut butter, to be specific)
I once got slapped in front of my dog.
We had to make five sandwiches just to stop him for hurting that man anymore.
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This is f**kin badass 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Megatron....
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Yoshi Sudarso as Li Shang 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You guys are shitting on the guests population.
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FLORIDA??? 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Has no one mentioned the Great Mosquito War?
FLORIDA??? 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It does.
Error: Human feels not found 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*hands free Netflix pass and some Hot Pockets*
Go nuts.
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This is what a whale looks like with its mouth open 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
THIS WHALE CONTAINS TOO MUCH DERPINESS
For people who don't know the difference 62 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You shouldn't be talking.
spock shows emotion 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
RAAAAAIIIINNNNBBOOOOWWWSSS
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That llama is not having it 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
One time I went to Hollywild and we could feed the animals, and I never fed the llama, and the fucker started sprinting after the bus.
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Robot voice 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The fuck you mean 'talked'? I stilll do that shit.
Day 149 of your daily dose of cute: Head tilt × 9 = cute bunch of puppies 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Toooo.....cute......
*faints*
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Dairy queen 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
he*
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Dairy queen 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
With a heart of gold like that? I'm surprised if doesn't become the new CEO.
Also I love using other's logic against them....
They can't fight it without using circular logic
Either that or change their logic.
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you got the power... 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He viciously masturbating to pics of Justin Beiber and One Direction
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Cat Crimes: Boop and Run 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
CATCH THAT FUCKER
Is this some sort of sick joke?!??!?!? 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
YOU SICK FUCKS
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Ode to a great n64 game 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is this how they learn water gun?
Lick this to stop a basic b*tch 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A brick made of Nokias
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Look closely, she didn't spill any 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Goddammit guys, she flipped the god-damn brownies! NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THEM. FUCK!
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Leopard with a damaged eye 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I told them I would be back. I told them, and they never believed me. Now I'm back.....for vengeance. I'm gonna find them, and they'll ask "How!? I thought you were dead!"
And I'll kill them.
Theres a special place in heaven for this! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ohhhhhh.....flavored orgasms..
It all started... 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How in the fuck did this happen?
Miguel and Tulio,Tulio and Miguel 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Stars are not in position for this tribute!
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Mom, noooooo! 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're going to school you little shit.
Extreme close-ups of everyday items 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sugar looks like weed rolled up.
Quad 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fuck my brain....
Book borrowing 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
then a little part of your soul dies when someone gives away the ending of your favorite book series
You're just like
oh
you're gonna see hell in two seconds if you don't start fucking running.
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Donald duck in China 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Get ready to suck my donald dick.
Prince Charming 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Childhood is now nonexistant.
Tumblr users in a nutshell 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just wait until you are presenting stuff.
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A tiger's tongue 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't let it lick pussy.
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chat roulette wrecking ball. 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is he butt naked?
White people problems 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom. I speak Freedom.
No one steals my food! 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*turns super sayian*
Touch. my. Apple. Again.
Try saying it 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm bi so I'm fine.
Dual gender butterfly 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*transmutes a bear and a spider*
Good luck.
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I Can't be the Only One 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*NSA has cameras*
*I strip down to butt naked body*
*they no longer track me*
Sochi according to Tumblr 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Naruto would be great at speed cloning.
The answer to the answer of life 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*throws shit*
*flips table*
I'M BISEXUAL THIS CONFLICTS ME
When I found out I can pay my speeding ticket online 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I full expected Lucifer to show up.
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The worst nightmare of every engineering student 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Um.....I'm not welcome. I know nothing of engineering.