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You cant have this 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The girl could have been gay and even if not, not every woman in the world wants to ride your dick.
They chose the wrong house 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He might have lost an ear but the sword barely grazed him so there's no way a bat brushing his jaw would kill him. Plus it takes a lot less force to cause damage with a blade than a bat, it could have been a slow swing.
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