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Still no flame war between pro- and anti-gun regulations? I am actually quite amazed.

Some of these are real dick moves.

The first fourty seconds of this video induced lots of anxiety and visions of horror deep inside me.
And then I thought "hey, this kid is thin enough to-- yeah, okay".

I was hungry, so I searched for "Lion Nuts". (Sorry if the names are not the same everywhere, but in France, we have Lion bars and Nuts bars.)

"How does one take care of these? What do these things eat?"

"Anyone remembers that shit a fucking lot of people played about one year ago?"
Now that's fishing for Likes.

"New".
You're a bit late, son.

Quite a lot of people (hundreds, maybe a bit more) go into the catacombs on a regular basis. Some of them spend years carefully excavating and bringing out whole chunks of rocks to create new rooms without weakening the overall structure. It's an incredible "secret" underworld.

I've just become aware of the position of my tongue. FUCK THIS.

Well, then the Xbox 360 is basically an Xbox Zero.

Peeing...
...or dying?
Peeing...
...or dying?
That's a good question.

-eth is only for the 3rd person.

The French translation (something like "I am a mite wearing a sweater") was a near perfect lip-sync. Also, I will never watch an English movie dubbed in French again.

The penis size vs thumb size has long been proven to be absolute bullshit, and men and women blink at the same frequency on average. Maybe I should check the rest of this shit, but I highly doubt half of what is written here is true.

Now THIS is what being fucking late looks like, OP.

Never giving up is quite simple when you double the number of people who know you every fucking month. A thought for people who will spend whole years managing to follow their dreams without anyone noticing their efforts.

EARTH IS KILL.

A call from... the "principle"? OP's mom sure has received a lot of calls from the principal.

I'll have the Italian woman instead, please.

Okay, let's say this again: this is about people not being treated like shit. Have you often seen white cis males being repressed in any way in a European or North-American country? Nope.

The sound of someone chewing is not more beautiful than silence, so let's all fucking starve to death!

dem pointy nipples

Also, GOD means "Governed by Old Demons", so maybe you lady should stop following the Bible.

Sentences containing "might", "probably", or talking about a distant future, are not facts. Every single sentence on this is a piece of shit coming from people who do not understand shit about science. (Except the third one, that is more of a joke.)

wow
very guns
much chrome
so weapon

They fucking changed her eye color. BURN THE HERETICS.

Katy Perry's "Roar".

Or you could try an homosexual relationship, to be sure you are not interested :)

Smartass Sickslickman can not count to 19 trillion.

Yeah, if it's the only one you've seen, then it's definitely the best you've seen.

Why do I always sympathize with the victims and feel the urge to kick the pranksters in the nuts?

In 2005, about 30% of households contained firearms, and about 11% of households contained handguns, and we are not talking about the proportion of citizens, just houses. So it's AT MOST 30% of people, probably way less because, you know, children and shit.
Also, the vast majority of men have mandatory weapon training in their twenties.
Meanwhile, in the USA, there are way more households containing guns, and way more people who do not even know how to use them properly, like in "not fucking with standard safety regulations". Even some cops are pointing their guns at people when there is no imminent threat whatsoever.

Oh God, all the fucks no one gives.

80 to 90% of cells in your body are bacteria that are not you and that only care about their own survival. Sorry, kid.

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Nope, that is a blowjob. You're talking about blowjobs here, kiddo.

Nope. Lecter.

You should not post this shit, because 1) it is older than at least half of the users of this site, and 2) at least half of the users of this site are younger than it.
You douche.

Also, natural beats I-emptied-a-whole-spray-of-paint-on-my-face.

Where does the 800$ figure come from? I have bought about 200$ worth of presents, and I'm fucking broke.

Banana split?
Looks like a crêpe with caramel, banana slices and ice-cream. A restaurant near my house does the same kind of thing.

Also: death, famine, cancer and stuff.