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All about the shade 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pizza Hut wants us to die so bad 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The cookies are really good, the pizza gives me diarrhea, usually while I'm still eating it
He sure never said "all of the above"; 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For AP classes you take a national exam that is scored 0-5, if you get a 3 or higher you are generally exempt from taking the course in college. I don't know if you actually get college credit for it, but you can start more advanced course and take more electives then.
Golden retrievers are the best 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Have you considered cats? They're by far the best dogs!
But why 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*HER AT THE INTERVIEW*
Interviewer: "I'm sorry, but I mustache you a question"
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Photos of mirrors in the desert 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is it a photo of a mirror in the desert or a desert in the mirror?
spectacular! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you can do this with laundry detergent and a black light. It looks really cool!
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Truly a petty move 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This girl is quite creative!
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Tables have turned 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There are, the Adult Video Awards are quite famous, and a really big deal in the adult film world
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Priorities must be set 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As an American, I absolutely love that Australians and British call their back yards "Gardens". In America a garden is something that grows fruits and vegetables, so it always seems funny to me.
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Marijuana is not a drug 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I SEEN HIM!
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Big question 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's kind of close. The founder's wife was named victoria and he was secretly buying her undergarments. He started a mail order company where men could descretely buy stuff for their wives and became very successful. He opened several stores and then sold his company for $4 million to the Limited. Within 5 years the company was worth almost a billion dollars and the original founder killed himself after realizing what he had given away.
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I blame the media 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
While not all muslims are terrorists, until the terrorists can be sorted out, everyone sadly gets lumped in. Unfortunately too many people are complaining about being lumped together with terrorists rather than fighting against them. You'll have to cut and paste, but this is what happens when people just complain and do nothing www.ijreview.com/2014/06/148769-peaceful-majority-irrelevant-fiery-response-islamist-extremism-threat-u-s/
I blame the media 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Quran 2:216 "Jihad (holy fighting in Allah's Cause) is ordained for you (Muslims) though you dislike it, and it may be that you dislike a thing which is good for you and that you like a thing which is bad for you. Allah knows but you do not know."

Quran 3:151 "We shall cause terror to enter the hearts of the faithless for their considering things equal to God without authoritative evidence. Their abode will be fire, a terrible dwelling for the unjust."

Quran 9:13-14 "Will you not fight a people who have violated their oaths (pagans of Makkah) and intended to expel the Messenger, while they did attack you first? Do you fear them? Allah has more right that you should fear Him, if you are believers. Fight against them so that Allah will punish them by your hands and disgrace them and give you victory over them and heal the breasts of a believing people"

The fact is that there are numerous verses promoting violence, and people are acting on them.
I blame the media 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is this one better? Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
I blame the media 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll give you the details about payment.

Quran 2:191-193: "Fight them so that there will be no disbelief in God and God's religion will become dominant. If they change their behavior, there would be no hostility against anyone except the unjust. If they give up disbelief and fighting, God is All-forgiving and All-merciful. Fight them so that there will be no disbelief in God and God's religion will become dominant. If they change their behavior, there would be no hostility against anyone except the unjust."
At Least He's Using It 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
At least she's using it. My cat didn't give 2 furballs about any of the toys we got him
Le best 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah but bananathon doesn't sound as good
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Le best 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You shouldn't have added "Hun" potassium had the perfect amount of syllables and ended in a similar sound.
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Uhhhh... Shoot 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why would you pick a friend based on sexual orientation, why not just based on whether you like them?
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This needs to be said 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah but the success of this movie means there will be an 8th film. The franchise was dead, then they revived it with fast 4, then it died again at 6... Just let it go, the franchise is over
A Black Widow Movie 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Watch "I spit on your grave". That's a strong female lead who is bad ass and there is no love story.
A Black Widow Movie 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's also Scarlett Johannesen you want as black widow correct? She's command $30 million to be in her own movie, and we all saw what happened to Catwoman when they threw most of the budget at their actress and not the writers
A Black Widow Movie 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hate to be the one to say it, but female super hero movies don't do well, and aren't really any good (cat woman, Elektra). The only one that has been good was kick ass, and hit girl wasn't actually a superhero. Since the movies aren't they great, they do terrible in the box office so Hollywood won't make them. There's been a Wonder Woman movie in talks since 2002, but it still hasn't been made. I'm not saying it's right, but possibly with the success of hunger games and divergent, movies with a sting female lead hero can be successful.
Let yourself in 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
First girl that guy ever brought into his room!
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Women Just Don't 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What does a rainbow smell like?
Just did this, music was too loud and I didn't hear if the vaccum 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How dirty is your house that you can visibly see dirt? All that ever comes up is fine dust at my house
Please stand up! 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Really? I've never even heard of him
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Please stand up! 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She considers herself a rapper.
Ego vs. Eco 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There are neither Apples nor Oranges on this chart
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We all create our own monsters 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure everyone knows that the CIA trained Bin Laden, but that was because we need the talaban's help fighting the Russians. He was never a CIA agent.
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Please stand up! 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't even know the second guy. There's Macklemore and Iggy, but I no clue on that middle guy.
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He shared the drive of over 2000 miles and split the gas and food. All with no notice 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have a feeling this didn't happen.
YouTube needs to sort out their priorities! 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
there's a lot of other things that can fail and you still die, just you keep pumping blood. Like a having your head cut off, you heart would keep pumping blood and you'd gush like bad horror movies.
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"I'd like an African-American coffee." 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This was a similar scene in Zach and Miri make a porno:
The random white customer says "Can I get a cup of coffee... Black!"
Craig Robinson says "Can't you see we're talking here... WHITE!"
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A lion gets a cat scan 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think its just a regular scan if its already a cat
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Awesome guy on the bus today 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why would you ruin a perfectly good black guy? Always medium RARE!
Pro-Russian jobs 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In Soviet Russia, Internet trolls you!
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Too late, I'm out 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Proof that Kanye supports feminism. He knows she can get up by herself, and he doesn't degrade her by offering help!
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When an amazing post has a spelling error in the totle 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
did anyone else notice they spelled title wrong?
more like jack white & black, am I right? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
its not black and white, its in color. And his name is Jack Black, so is just Jack black no and white.
It's something 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not as bad as the Orange.
"What's that you've got there?"
"I don't know it's orange"
"It IS orange!"
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It's a bit much to ask for but I'll keep looking 68 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Notice how it says "Cute Little". He doesn't say intelligent or healthy or anything. Remember even this super romantic wanted an attractive skinny girl rather than someone with a brain!
It's a bit much to ask for but I'll keep looking 68 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You've clearly never had sex!
When two fandoms collide 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The key is 100 minutes vs. 150 minutes, that's a huge difference. And the longer one didn't even come close to telling the whole story. Avengers > Frozen any day!
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Choose your favorite 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
All of them are fairly easy decisions with the exception of Chandler/Marshall. Those 2 were both just excellent, but I personally prefer Chandler. Rachel is way funnier and still is hotter than Robin. Barney may be the best character on both shows, Joey just got stupider as the series went on. Ross was a whiney baby, while Ted even though annoying sometimes was more entertaining. Monica was funnier than Lily, and had a better overall story with her background and everything (Lily was good, but she never should have left marshall in season 1). And the last one is clearly a joke, Phoebe all the way.
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People didn't get my other post... 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"no the punk band is better because I said so" - every emo punk kid
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It should be 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The problem is that unhealthy stuff is generally really easy to produce, so the price is lower. "Healthy" stuff is harder to raise/grow/make so it has to cost more.
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It should be 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually different foods are processed by the body in different ways. If you ate 2500 calories of fruit every day, you'd put on more fat than someone who ate a 3000 calorie diet of protein.
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Whales are really cool animals 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some asshole that didn't bother helping. "Hey she's dying, let's see what the whale does!"
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