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He sounds like another old geezer

Is this real life?

Cause: kid accusing everyone of been nerds.
Effect: he ends up been unsuccessful at life with a lack of friends and a job.

There is an entire exclusion zone filled with eerie abandoned buildings. This one seems to attract more attention then the nuclear plant does.

Only on an xp computer.

We have all done this at some point in our lives.

Only a person that has done that before would know how to explain it in such detail.

Save the bag from the fella dressed in black

It's a catastrophe.

And this is why I hate animatronics.

So true.

*joker laughter*

If you squint at it, it look like a raw chicken breast

Seems as legit as the ads at the bottom of the screen

You can't simply go "hey, I played GTA, this should be simple." When ever someone says that it always ends in a crash and a massive hospital bill.

The guy that designed that road is now fired.

Only on an emirates jet...

Time is an illusion.

The look on the kids face says it all.

How...?!

"Russian man claims to have beaten snake after filling the entire screen."

What about the other 25%?

Snape... Snape never changes.

Now we wait...

An infinite amount of improbability.

"Man arrested for driving motorized couch without a liscence"

Goat simulator.

I hate to be a downer, but it might be a long time before we see the first solar road highway.

Modern companies.

"It's windsday!"