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There are sharks that can survive in fresh water 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Measured by an intern majoring in Oceanography.
Ouch.. 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What I want to know is, how is their car always clean and running great? Have you ever tried to keep up a 1960's car?
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Just saying 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OK, so soccer is more popular worldwide than American Football. What does that indicate?
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One day this will happen 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The idea of nature appeals to everyone, but my guess is that this cartoon was created by, and is liked by, people who don't go outside to work (or even help their parents with yard work), but *do* drive cars and enjoy the products of industry...like WiFi, laptops, phones....
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But then where would you put the magazine? 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Clearly, this is how "econo" mats work after one to three uses.
If you didnt do this youre lying 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I never did that in >40 years, and now I'm going to do this at least once in every meeting.
A miracle indeed 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
1st reaction: Those poor parents.
2nd reaction: Those @$$#0le parents for raising such a MFing $#!ty bitch baby.
This guy is a f*cking legend 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And also, when the professor sees (or is shown) this story and the ones like it, he never believes a student's excuse again.
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This kitchen island has an aquarium inside it 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The horror of the aquarium inhabitants when preparing a fish based meal.
Nice job on the t-shirt design, bro... 75 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A suwoofer...weird, but kinda appropos.
Kristen is actually really pretty when she smiles 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Eez funny becaue she is liking other womans only!
This was the first female tattoo artist in the US, Ladies and Gentlemen, Maud Wagner 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
and that was back when tats werwe actually countercultural, rather than piling onto the "Me Too" bandwagon.
Day 89 of your daily dose of cute: Any ideas for my 100th submission? 44 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Awwww...it's a black cat that walked under a railing that nad just been painted whie.
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If Warner Brothers has been telling me the truth all these years.
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Lesbians Reacting to Lesbian p*rn 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not made to interest/excite/turn-on Lesbians, you know.
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Give it a few years and russia will make the map right again 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How else will u find Siam or Yugoslavia?
Only in America 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pretty sure that that people don't actually believe the groundhog's "prediction." Same as stepping on a crack in the sidwalk, etc. Not a knock against the creator of the pic, which is sort of funny, but pointing out this to commenters who say, "OMG it's true."
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Only know drugs that make me feel like that, one lucky dude 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A bad guest to invite to a funeral. Also, can't share the agony over Zayne leaving 1D.
Life 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The line at the store was super slow, so I switched to another. The a person in THAT line needed a price check and couldn't find ID for a check so I switched lines again. Guess what happened...
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The cookie phones 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He had a warrant for outstanding parking fines. If you have a warrant for your arrest, try to get LESS police attention and not more.
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Watch out for George 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Gives new meaning to the church "Cannonizing" someone.
Pizza is my soulmate 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Got a ring on my finger...screw trying to keep up any semblence of a figure."
Anon ruins Christmas 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why were all three copies opened?
What the heck this couldn't be more true! 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
if you're bad at making art, you can still appreciate art done by others. If you're bad at math, you'll suck at doing some everyday tasks. If you're bad at science, you won't recognize certain things that are important to know as a voter and taxpayer. For example, a little chemistry lets you know that sodium and chlorine may be poisonous, but together they make salt...which is edible. Likewise, vaccines may contain chemicals which are harmful in one form (mercury), but are not in the form they are in when in a vaccine. A little bit of math lets you notice that the budget increase from the current administration exceeds 100% of the income of the top 5% of taxpayers. So when thepoliticians say thay'll pay for it with a small tax increase on the top 5%, plan for the middle class to pay...that's where the $$$ thanks to the huge number of taxpayers.
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The more you know 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, just because YOU don't know the plan for ISIS, doesn't mean there isn't one. The fact that every detail isn't out there makes me feel better, not worse.
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this would be awesome but I would feel exposed 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Then Muslim men would FORBID their women from covering their hair.
If only people understood this more 41 comments
guest · 9 years ago
MLK's *peaceful* civil disobedience caused people to be embarrassed over how those people were being treated violently. I don't see how anyone can equate that with the two examples of coawardice/desertion/betraying one's country or selling one nation's secrets for profit.
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He would be in jail 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Were" is correct. It's the subjunctive tense...imagine if something that isn't true actually became true. "If I were rich, I would..." The infinitive To Be is one of the few verbs whose subjunctive tense is different than the regular conjugation.
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You're just a nobody they said 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's the statistical problem of asking "successful" people after-the-fact for their method. There are lottery winners who had "a system," but the law of large numbers drives *someone* to be the winner, and their "system" is actually nothing more than random chance. Much better if someone will "do what you love," not because you think it will eventually pay off monetarily but because in the most likely scenario where it doesn't, you can still be happy living with your decisions.
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Alpha inmate 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Damn white racist guards.
Thank the anarchists of the world 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Socialism=telling people what to do, but feeling right about it because it's for their own good.
when you stop to think about it... 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Soooo.....then it's OK if I camp out in your backyard?
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World Peace vs Time 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Now, how can we blame the US for all the trouble prior to the 1700's?
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I Notice Everything 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The person who REALLY embodies that sentiment wouldn't actually make a point of saying it.
Well put 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There ARE women convicted of rape...they assisted their husband/boyfriend to rape a woman or child. Usually, their sentence is small compared to the male's. (I call him male rather than man.)
In my town, a man and woman were driving around looking for a boy to kill and then rape. The 8 year old they tried to lure into their car provided police with a good enough description of the car to where they were caught.
Really puts life in perspective 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, some of those soldiers and Marines are 18 or 19...so they're teenagers too.
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Isreali scientists invented a straw to protect you from date rape 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Obviously it's less odd with mixed drinks that with wine.
iPhone Cookies 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's pretty stupid...bait the police when you have outstanding warrant for your arrest.
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Can't stop won't stop 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Masturbating Man Beats Off Police"
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Now it all makes sense to me! 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It looks like that time-intensive wood burning is supposed to be displayed in someone's home...
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Wouldn't Even Think It Twice 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is a realistic aspiration. What's stopping you? That you might have to get a job now and again to pay for food and transport? That you won't have continuous Facebook and Twitter access?
Really...what's stopping you?
But Beyonce and sh*t am I right? 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because people will spend hours reading about, listening to interviews and commentary about, and discussing tiny elements of pop culture, but next to no time or effort for something momentous and important.
This is why we can't have nice things 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It says "users" destroyed it, not specifying "American." Any group destroying it would naturally put up a US flag as humor, irony, or attempt at politcal commentary.
I don't want to be called a 'feminazi' I'm just trying to convey what a real feminist is. 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Feminist: A woman should earn the same as a man for doing the same job.
Feminazi: The fact that women on average earn less than men on average is proof of discrimination, even though the averages include all jobs which are different between women and men.
Such a satisfying sound - M1 Garand Ping 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
1. You can also create the sound by throwing an empty clip on the hard ground or a rock.
2. You need to try to not be reloading at the same time as your partners.
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This dog is a true hero 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
{Voice of James Kirk} "KHAAAAANNNNN!!!"
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Thanks mom 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I hope it wasn't a Swedish guy who just came from "Yail."
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Good guy lego 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Luckily, no kid ever thought to use Legos to make a gun...
Height party? 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is how the Equality Edict will be enforced in the future.
That's Actually A Pretty Awesome Achievement 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No Portugese criminals tried to steal a Portugese policeman's gun and shoot him with it to try to avoid arrest.
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*inappropriate thoughts intensify* 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I could look at this 69 times.