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No to navy and black. That does not work.

Unacceptable.

Kookaburra sits in the quad with me,
Eating all the caf food he can see.
Stop, kookaburra, stop
Kookaburra, caf food tastes like pee

The picture is a glyph from "Fringe".

We are fraternal glasses twins. Mine are black and red.

American here. Can confirm.

Mine would be Cheese.

Denial ftw.

Your teacher is a genius.

"Damn, baby, that's hot."
"Oh, you like?"
"No, for real, your leg's on fire and just watching you is melting my corneas."

And then the poor people are killed by cars crossing the street. Problem solved.

Maybe use tissues from now on.

You should have snatched it back and told her to go to hell.

Moments later he chopped off his ear.

Adulting is really hard, guys.

Axe does not count.

His face is not very interpretive of diarrhea.

Chemo turns you into a mucus factory. There is no joy comparable to slinging giant balls of goop at your enemies.

TIL I am a man.

Bite it. BITE IT.

I thought those were dongs on each knee.

Raskolnikov. Swoon.

Put googly eyes on him.

Normally I'd find this vulgar, but he was a rapist, so awesome.