Photographers will do anything to get a good photo

"Damn, baby, that's hot."
"Oh, you like?"
"No, for real, your leg's on fire and just watching you is melting my corneas."

Second to last pic:when you record your friend spitting some hot lyrics.

I feel like those last two aren't real

On the internet, noone knows you're actually a swan.

Yeah... We have issues...

the swan one:
"nobody will notice a morbidly obese swan with a human head coming out of it..."

That's just how we do
If u click my profile you will find a picture of my cat in black and white
It was a difficult process but I got it
Totally worth it