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So True 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Game Of Thrones...
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I got diabeetus just reading this 38 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I thought it was a sign that I was getting old when I got Lucky Charms and it was so sugary and full of marshmallows that I had to mix Cheerios to eat it.
Idiot tries to pass off like she's farmer, gets called out by real farmer 28 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I've been having an ongoing argument with my vegetarian friend. She believes that male chicks are sexed then thrown *literately* in the garbage and then crushed or put through a grinder. My dad's side of the family are farmers. I've asked farmers at various farmers markets. Nobody has heard of this and some laughed at the notion. And they told me several reasons why. My friend doesn't believe them. She thinks male chicks don't live past a week old in the US b/c of our farming practices.
PS. Having helped with the farm chickens, I never believed her and she thinks I'm heartless.
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they are f**king whith your head 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
@$$#*(=
mine is a gigantic knee-high can of campbell's tomato soup 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The thick plastic wrapping my bed came in last year. I keep thinking I'll cut it into an inch wide rope and use it for my knitting. Its so big, its taking up the majority of the space under my bed.
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How to stop elephant and rhino poachers 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How can I donate money to this cause? I think this is a great idea.
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This man spent four years growing a church from trees 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm not a christian but this... wait... is that a pentacle on the front door?!? And, oh, a labyrinth in the land around?!? Pretty sure this isn't a "christian" church but a pagan one. And I so want to attend circle there. Its so pretty!
ISS vs ISIS 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
AND Obama calls is ISIL not ISIS.
facts comp 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
MSG is a concentrate of Umami. Our tongues detect sweet, sour, salty, bitter and Umami. For the longest time, umami was debated but its been discovered that we detect protein in our food and crave it, which is what the umami flavor is.
As for phone calls, there was a recent case of a woman who received half a million dollars from a company for calling to sell a credit card. They had the wrong person with a different phone number but they kept calling her for months, several times a day. She finally sued.
Even if she tried she couldn't avoid being the main character 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And I think she should have friends who want to be main characters and who hang around trying to find & save that prince so they take CPR classes. And another who studies what is known about magic with the culture's politics, waiting for the rejected magical necklace. There is also a closet nerd who wants to be The Author so follows her around with pad & paper & camera that she's constantly having to duck...
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Awesome, no no its awful . 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This would be a great way to package stuffed animals that you send to Africa in those shoe boxes. You can put them in shrunken and POP, they get a bear.
I've solved how to get all the bags at once! 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They actually make a larger one with a rubber grip handle. They sell it in the hardware section of Walmart. I got 2 for 3$. I sold the second one at work for 2$.
Warm. WARM 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There are quite a few guys I'd like to do that to. I think the females that fall for that line should be booted out of the gender so that guys actually stop thinking it'll work.
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Tiger licking her cubs face 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Mom! Don't lick my face in front of the photographer. Its embarrassing.
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Wooo 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It now needs an Mike Moosetakis pic too.
A fact! 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
At least it's better then the French clown. That guy is effin creepy and not funny.
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Went to the store and everything was out of stock 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So stupid. The real reason they call it camouflage isn't that you can't see them in the forest... its because if you dribble ice cream and BBQ sauce down your front and use your pants as a napkin, you can still wear the out fit for a couple days. You can safely sort clothes out by not how clean but rather the "sniff" test.
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Fourth of July classic of the ages 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
One of my best fourth of july's was when I was holding a friend's baby during the fire work show. Her mom was helping run security and I just held the baby and made sounds and gestures and it was so cool to watch her watch fireworks. Amazing. Made it magical and special for me again.
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Driving at night when suddenly 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I have that book! Its an antique that my mom has handing in the front hall.
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I hope it's only wrestling! 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Chocolate, mmmmm.
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Dad cas is the best 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't. Watch it slow and enjoy. It will rip out your heart and stomp on it and you'll come back for more.
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The real definition of the friendzone 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think you're missing a big point. He took her to the zoo & park & the mall. She didn't call them dates. Maybe she has high expectations like long, romantic dates that people can do on TV shows. Sounds like she wanted to be swept off her feet, not go out with a male friend to see if it could be more.
As for me, I would love a guy do that for me. Take me out like a friend and see if it sparks into more. Cause if I sleep with a guy, I want to know if I can still stand looking at him a week later after the sex buzz wears off.
Random interesting facts compilation 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I like the beard story. There are some guys that have crappy beards and the fact that if you're in the military (where most have to shave) you can have an epic beard or no beard, is a neat story to me.
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That moment when this is a pencil drawing 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I went to the Chicago Museum of Contemporary Art. It was very, very disappointing. I wish the artists were as talented as the person who did this drawing. One of the displays was a line drawing from a notebook series that looked so much like my high school boyfriends doodles, I got de ja vu. It was not "Art" that I should be paying 15$ to see. This here, this is art & talent. I wish it was in that museum. Maybe then I wouldn't feel so ripped off.
7 minutes but worth it XD 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He's pretty funny! Wish USA comedians could take a cue and get out of the toilet.
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"how do i clean my baby using a toothpick and a lifetime supply of peanut butter" 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Their parents taught them stuff and taught you. Now parents don't know how to do the stuff and you have to learn & sometimes teach them.
Soon! I'm excited 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, I thought he sounded like the guy from Sad Cat diaries. Since I wasn't sure what "New Horizons" was, I thought it was some epic installment.
Why can't stuff like this happen at MY TARGET?! 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Kinda neat and fun but a little "earth quake video" for my tastes. I started getting motion sick half way through.
Inner city problems 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
In 3 & 4th grade, I was 1 of 6 Elizabeths and 1 of 2 Elizabeth B's. So now I go by my middle name.
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I've always kinda thought the stick figures hand funny. It kinda looks like a dick. And in the first panel, its an erect one but it wilts quickly.
Saving Lives With an Iron Fish 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Have you ever forgotten the bay leaf when you're cooking? I think this would be easier to find, since it'd sink to the bottom and be heavy.
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Intelligent indeed 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The pan handlers in some areas around my town make more money per day then I do. On the Plaza, one pan handler once set a record of over 1,000$ in a day.
i look like beyonce 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, makeup does help ALLOT!
Wisdoms of the Great Danosaur. 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And then you discover Fandom & Fanfic and nothing is never ever ever the same...
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you shouldn't have asked that. 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You don't ever leave a fandom so much as let another take over. For instance, X-files. I'm a Krycek girl and its been a while since I've found ANYTHING new.
Taxes 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Allot of people on welfare and assistant programs are not on it long term. There are time limits on them. Rules. And its not like you're rolling in dough. It is still hard to pay for basics and sometimes you have to borrow to make up the difference. I've literately had to make a choice between having some food or new tooth brushes, soap, & razors after I was down sized. I was working a job under the table and hurt my back really bad and was unable to work for half a year. It is never a simple matter.
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Taxes 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It costs money to test pee. It was tried a few times and it cost more to do the tests then it saved.
Keyboard revenge 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Same boat. I don't even look where the keys are anymore, I've had so many typing jobs. I may not even notice for a month or three.
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Small nutella fact 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What about sugar content? The American one has such strong sugary taste. And it sends my blood sugar into outer space.
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Crazy girl 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die. WTF don't you think we're all crazy?
Crazy girl 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If a woman is not crazy, she's secretly a man.
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I haven't laughed this hard at a post in ages 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
One time while my parents were gone, I got really drunk, just to see what it was like. I was SO HOT that I ended up watering the lawn and getting me all wet to help cool down. I then went inside to get out of the wet clothes and spent an hour trying to get my bra to stick to the entry way chandelier. I thought, since this was my first time getting drunk, it should be done. I'd seen things like that in movies & TV all the time.
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The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
OMG! I know that photo. I had it as my screen saver for a year. It's the moon. Someone had colored it with a rainbow affect and I loved it. Its the same photo but someone painted it blueish. LOL. Now I'm starting to wonder if the picture was the moon at all.
Things are about to get really sad, but this is important. 55 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is the weirdest ash tray I've ever seen. A bit creepy if you ask me.
No table necessary 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My mother can't sit in a booth so when I eat out, I always take a booth.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become another hero 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I know for a fact that 3 of those movies bombed big time and he was the main character. The others when he was part of an ensemble. Why keep using him!?!
Amazing beatbox loop music 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is the theme music for inspector gadget, right? Very cool. took me a while to place it.
Best library architecture ever 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Its caddy corner to the down town bus depot square.
Oh, yeah, and its the Parking Lot, not the Library.
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Best library architecture ever 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I work across the street, in the same building as the library. THIS IS THE PARKING LOT! This is NOT a library. The library is the white building with the pillars to the right. (can't see. but you can see the trees on the top.) If you look at the balconies, you can see car fronts.
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So DC is making a supergirl show and...... 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, they're either going to get it in their heads to make it what they think is "girlie" or "female friendly" and its going to be a crap shoot. Hopefully they remember Super Hero, not stripper.
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