I haven't laughed this hard at a post in ages

8 years ago by biscuit0883 · 3989 Likes · 20 comments · Popular

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I haven't laughed this hard at a post in ages

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mickymouse · 8 years ago · FIRST

I had a drunk girl insist on walking me home one night, even though I was the sober one. She then passed out on my doorstep so I had to drag her inside and let her sleep on the couch... I'd only met her about 2 hours before this, she was very confused when she woke up

guest · 8 years ago

One time while my parents were gone, I got really drunk, just to see what it was like. I was SO HOT that I ended up watering the lawn and getting me all wet to help cool down. I then went inside to get out of the wet clothes and spent an hour trying to get my bra to stick to the entry way chandelier. I thought, since this was my first time getting drunk, it should be done. I'd seen things like that in movies & TV all the time.

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gottalovepotter · 8 years ago

Aww

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typicalfrenchgirl · 8 years ago

All of these are just so cute

gottalovepotter · 8 years ago

The leaf is my favourite

kassdestruction · 8 years ago

I like the peanut one better

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evarno · 8 years ago

And this is why i dont drink

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ewqua · 8 years ago

I prefer not to drink because I don't want to behave like an utter idiot in front of people that matter to me. Fuck me, right?

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beyondtheriverbend · 8 years ago

Amazing

iamsherlock · 8 years ago

There was a drunk Brit on a train with me and she kept singing, "what you gonna do with your head bashed in?!" And when I got home I asked my British friend about it and she said her mom sung that when she was drunk to.

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guest · 8 years ago

She wasnt saying count olaf, she was saying count oalf, from a series of unfortunate events

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kassdestruction · 8 years ago

Yeah... I thought that was kinda obvious

thethirdi · 8 years ago

One time this drunk girl ignored me like all the sober ones lol

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guest · 5 years ago

What about high girls or unconscious girls

therza · 8 years ago

This one time a drunk girl gave me a blowjob.

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gamzee · 8 years ago

...didnt need to know that

therza · 8 years ago

We were giving drunk girl stories.

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