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im a couch potato

THANK GOD!

Omg i have a new teacher thats about as interesting as a watching paint dry on a wall. Shes boring and bad at teaching too, and to turn our dislike into hatred she assigned homework over the weekend on the second day of school!

there was a similar thing about fairy god parent that the parent did not parent him at all and because of that he imagined his "fairys" to kindve support and parent him and his goldfish are really just goldfish, ad all his adventures are imaginary. The theory also said crocer was a pedophile and timmy saw that as him trying to get his fairies..

*insert unpopular opinion puffin* just saying,i don't see people get this upset everytime someone shoots a deer. Yeah, there are less lions and it was young so that was wrong but killing an animal is killing an animal and if people don't really care about hunting things like deer you shouldn't be giving these nasty of comments and hate to him.... (though he totally shouldn't have done that and I don't like him much either)

weeelll I'm catholic and we don' believe in following the old rules that I think were before the ten commandments. I don't remember all the details but there were hundreds of small tiny rules we don't believe we need to follow today.

*plane is on sitting on very edge of cliff, door hanging over mid-air*
you didn't listen to the moral of the story, now did you?

call me unpatriotic... but there are plenty of other "free" countries, and you cant really call yourself truly free unless you have no taxes, laws, etc...

"you WANT the hell yeah, you don't NEED it"

I almost did a spit take laughing at that while drinking dr pepper .-. but I guess you wouldn't care...

just wanted the gravity falls Disney show had an episode where there was a ghost in a mansion and there was a room with a bunch of animal trophy heads... they started dripping blood from their mouths and eye sockets, chanting "ancient sins! ancient sins!"
its rated Y7+.... FOR THE KIDS!

sure ten people have already said this, but im not a 90s kid.... and I sure remember that feeling >_<

seriously? my god... that doesn't prove crap about racism, other white presidents were shot to you know -.-

:') gotta love murica

its so true xD

CANNOT UNSEE

happened to me today... we have eachother on teh internet

welp good thing im a guest cause im lazy and can say this... I always thought these cookies were awful :/

IM THE 666TH LIKE HALP ME

yup. knew this would happen in the comments... not even gonna read them -.- screw you, common human nature

mincrap is bettur its infite and moar blocks

LOL this is just perfection

DONT REMIND ME OF SCANTRON PL0X

lol ive seen this before

mine = blown

lol never got the anti joke plot twist I have always come to expect from the internet. nice job! ur not entirely hopeless like we are!

happy bear > Arnold. happy bear, teaching lil ones about good touch and bad touch, and giving older students dirty joke material

*in homer simpson voice* NEEEERRRRDDDSSSS just kidding please don't take offence, im a huge nerd too :P

camo hoho. LEGIT

uhh.... NO! cough cough totally not

I just spewed Dr. pepper.... lol